LOL, #TrumpSoPoor Trending On Twitter

[Grassy Knoll]

This is some funny stuff

https://twitter.com/hashtag/TrumpSoPoor?src=tren

[Maru Kitteh]

1. #TrumpSoPoor - his next trophy wife will be from Mexico

Rick Wilson Verified account ?@TheRickWilson 2h2 hours ago
#TrumpSoPoor his next trophy wife will be from Mexico.
188 retweets 450 likes


Charlotte Moore ?@cavaticat 44m44 minutes ago
#TrumpSoPoor he had to switch from Depends to Maybes
34 retweets 101 likes


Stacy ?@sfblueeyes 60m60 minutes ago
#TrumpSoPoor he starting doing tiny hand modeling on the side.
37 retweets 102 likes

[L. Coyote]

11. #TrumpSoPoor he could only afford "big boy panties"

NerdyAmericano ?@NYCQuisqueyano
#TrumpSoPoor he could only afford "big boy panties"

[Grassy Knoll]

12. That One Killed Me

[L. Coyote]

14. It certainly deserves high placement in the thread.

The Twitter feed is completely hilarious. The world has a great sense of humor.

Pierre Martin @pmartin_UdeM
#TrumpSoPoor, this (via @conradclose)

[Grassy Knoll]

16. Haha, This Idiot Is So Screwed..

..And It's only JUNE!!

[msongs]

2. laugh if you must but he has gotten the repub nomination and has spent almost ZERO in ads

or similar, just public appearances mostly

[UMTerp01]

3. General Election time....rules don't apply

The things he was able to get away with for a Republican Party for whom most believe Obama is a Muslim Manchurian President hell bent on destroying the country won't work in the general election. Yes, he did rewrite many of the normal rules that would've sunk anyone else, but I still believe these rules will hold for the most part in a general election. Polls are already showing it. So I will laugh away.

[No Vested Interest]

4. And O'Reilly had him on tonight as a guest - more free publicity.

I didn't watch, just remoted through, but Trump may have been on the whole hour.

[L. Coyote]

9. Please proceed.

[The_Casual_Observer]

5. A primary race bears no relationship to the national campaign. Anyway what happened to trumps boast

about getting and spending a billion dollars on this? Sure he will get more free headlines, but it looks like those headlines
will be bitter and unwelcome from here on out.

[merrily]

6. Hmmm.

[liberalnarb]

27. The media seems to be catching on. They're starting to get that

"what have we done?" look in their eyes

[snooper2]

31. You don't win swing states by showing up on Morning Joke every day

Just FYI!

You ready to help Hillary beat this clown!

[Maru Kitteh]

7. he opened a gmail account just so he can eat the Spam.

Bijan C. Bayne ?@bijancbayne 3h3 hours ago
#TrumpSoPoor he opened a gmail account just so he can eat the Spam.
81 retweets 205 likes

[L. Coyote]

8. #TrumpSoPoor he has listed @GovChristie on @eBay.

Scott Wooledge ?@Clarknt67 5 minutes ago Brooklyn, NY
#TrumpSoPoor he has listed @GovChristie on @eBay.

Mariano ?@art2u2 40 seconds ago
#TrumpSoPoor He hired Sarah Palin as speech writer.

#TRUMPathetic ?@trumpathetic 1 minute ago
#TrumpSoPoor he can't afford to tweet a response to #TrumpSoPoor.

[L. Coyote]

10. #TrumpSoPoor he had to run his self-funded campaign using other peoples' money

The Kenny Kenneth ?@KennyAllon 57 seconds ago
#TrumpSoPoor he had to run his self-funded campaign using other peoples' money

Vertov ?@vertov 2 minutes ago
#TrumpSoPoor would work better if it were #TrumpSoBroke

John W. Ennis ?@johnennis 4 minutes ago
#TrumpSoPoor he has to run for President on Twitter

Dump Chump Trump ?@DumpChumpTrump 6 minutes ago
#TrumpSoPoor he asked @Rosie if he could crash on her sofa.

Matt Wilkins ?@DerpToAmerica 7 minutes ago
#TrumpSoPoor he gets misleading Robocalls about where to vote.

Black Conservatives ?@BlackConservati 8 minutes ago
#TrumpSoPoor he's asking Mexico to pay for the wall AND miscellaneous campaign expenses.

Barbara Schuster ?@bj8783 9 minutes ago Retweeted TrumpHasn'tTweetedIn
OVER 20 HOURS? #TrumpSoPoor ...maybe they cut off his Twitter account. Doesn't that end his "campaign"? #DaffyDonald

Tom Sayers ?@tomishsayers 11 minutes ago
#TrumpSoPoor he made a gofundme to make America great again.

[lovemydog]

13. Someone there wrote: even his money is orange

[L. Coyote]

15. #TrumpSoPoor Mexican hires him to build THEIR wall ...

Morgan Ngo ?@morgarizzle 40 seconds ago
#TrumpSoPoor Mexican hires him to build THEIR wall ...

ryuge ?@0ryuge 3 minutes ago
#TrumpSoPoor he's thinking of voting for #BernieSanders

[L. Coyote]

17. Now trending #2 --- 22k tweets --- #trumpsopoor He might actually need Obamacare

fAUST ?@Letters2Kay 2 minutes ago
#TrumpSoPoor he only has a little over $1M on hand, but to be fair, that's just about all those stubby little sausages of his can carry.

Anthony Wang ?@rephumanpanda 3 minutes ago
#trumpsopoor He might actually need Obamacare

MyLittlePhoney ?@Steg68 3 minutes ago
#TrumpSoPoor he'll work for money

Chloé ?@chloeporqueres 13 minutes ago
#TrumpSoPoor the only thing he's got is money

(((Cody))) ?@AresCody 4 hours ago
#TrumpSoPoor he can no longer afford his fake tan


WOW, those are fake eyebrows. How could he afford that?

[Surya Gayatri]

19. #TrumpSoPoor he had to switch to off-brand cheetos for his daily bath...

[Grassy Knoll]

20. Lol, 10 Bags for a Dollar Cheesy Poofs...

[longship]

18. An absolutely wonderful thread.

We defeat this guy with abject ridicule. That is the campaign strategy going forward.

And please, don't forget to laugh heartily. No giggles or snickers. Belly laughs only.

Any time Trump appears, just laugh. Like Joe Biden. Remember? He utterly destroyed Paul Ryan.
Here's Cenk Uygur of The Young Turks:

Cenk's tag line: "They had to take Paul Ryan out on a stretcher."

True!

[TwilightZone]

22. Agreed. Mockery and ridicule have been proven to get under his skin.

Elizabeth Warren has been writing the blueprint.

[Gothmog]

21. From my twitter feed

[L. Coyote]

23. #TrumpSoPoor He's cutting back on letters

Jocelyn Plums ?@FilthyRichmond 2 hours ago
#TrumpSoPoor He's cutting back on letters


Raw Story ?@RawStory 2 hours ago
#TrumpSoPoor: Trump faces humiliating and hilarious hammering over cash-strapped campaign
http://ow.ly/gGUm301tJR1

Gord Macey ?@GordMacey 3 hours ago
#TrumpSoPoor he can no longer afford to pay the legal fees for all those people he encouraged to assault others.

OhNoSheTwitnt ?@OhNoSheTwitnt 3 hours ago
#TrumpSoPoor he'll have to start marrying women his own age.

Jocelyn Plums ?@FilthyRichmond 3 hours ago
#TrumpSoPoor He'll have to start paying taxes

rockem_sockem ?@prj247 5 hours ago
#TrumpSoPoor he's been forced to scale back his Mexican wall to a "Stay off my lawn" sign

UniteBlue B4it's 2L8 ?@DRocks777 12 hours ago
#TrumpSoPoor his real hair left him today


Mathew Calabro ?@MACalabro 12 hours ago
#TrumpSoPoor he's going to start taking classes at Trump University.

Derek ?@KentuckyBlacc 11 hours ago
#TrumpSoPoor, he has to auction off his African American

[underpants]

24. :-)

[Gothmog]

25. LOL

[Gothmog]

26. I need to stay off twitter today or I will get nothing done

[L. Coyote]

28. #TrumpsSoPoor we're going to see his real hair any day now

bright strangely ?@brightstrangely 4 minutes ago
#TrumpsSoPoor we're going to see his real hair any day now


What real hair, he's a cue ball?

Facial Merkin ?@facialmerkin 12 minutes ago
#TrumpsSoPoor he's going to work for Glad as the new spokesperson for their White Trash bags.

Adrian Kasbergen ?@AdrianKasbergen 41 minutes ago
#TrumpsSoPoor He's now supporting raising the minimum wage.

[meow2u3]

29. Speaking of tRump's hair

He may need to put his hair on EBay! #TrumpSoPoor

[Grassy Knoll]

30. Ha...

#TrumpSoPoor his Fact Checks keep bouncing.

[Gothmog]

32. I like this one

[L. Coyote]

33. Just out, this toon:

Jake Tapper ?@jaketapper 8 hours ago
17 percent of Trump campaign cash spent on Trump related entities http://cnn.it/28QPSnl @Acosta #TheLead

I'm getting the impression #TrumpSoBankrupt he had to run for President.

[Gothmog]

34. Another good one

[L. Coyote]

35. Here you go, one for the cap collectors out there: