I think Rump's veep will be Ben Carson,

[MoonRiver]

because he won't be able to find anybody else willing to take the job!

[apnu]

1. Well Christie will be too busy fetching McDonald's to do the job.

I wonder, does Christie steal Donald's fries?

[tonyt53]

2. And Ben has shown that he is a complete idiot too.

[MoonRiver]

4. Yeah, there's a real affinity between them. I hear that's important.

[TwilightZone]

3. I don't think Carson wants the job.

He was only running to sell books and get cable news appearance fees once he dropped out.

[Renew Deal]

5. I agree that no one wants a ride on that ship

[Maeve]

6. Talk about your low energy!

I don't think there is enough popcorn to make it thru til November

[VOX]

7. Each could wear an "I'm With Stupid" t-shirt...

And for once, they'd both be correct, according to some measurable aspect of reality.

[brooklynite]

8. Remember Trump's sage advice...

"Everybody loves a fat guy. People will watch if you have a funny fat guy around."

[woodsprite]

9. Their ticket will end up being "Dumb and Dumber". n/t

[leftofcool]

10. Isn't Newtie waiting by the phone?

[charlyvi]

11. I heard Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III is in the running