Oh wow!..Trump can READ!

[annabanana]

Seriously. Why are they acting like that speech consisted of his own words and ideas? All he has proven is that he is capable of reading from a teleprompter.

The second he goes off script we'll get some idea of just how "very good" his brain is.

[Evergreen Emerald]

1. Right!? What a low bar he has for success

I just heard on MSNBC that if he does not offend a new minority group and reads the speech, he succeeds. Crazy.

[sarae]

2. At this point, Trump's doing well not to shit his pants.

Is that really where we're at?

[Evergreen Emerald]

3. Hahah You win the Internets today!

And....as far as we know he did! I saw the look on his face a couple of times--does he have any money invested in adult diapers?

[sarae]

4. I wouldn't be surprised...

that he shit his pants, I mean.

[unblock]

5. the media has some narratives that are horribly suited to choosing the next president

democrats must be ivy-league educated, rhodes scholars, charming, well-connected, witty and quick-thinking policy wonks who can relate to the common man, pack a stadium and whip it into a frenzy.

meanwhile, republicans just need to be currently not serving time and have a 100% nra rating and, well, that about covers it, i think.