ALRITE, DONALD & MIKE-- LET'S HAVE THE F*CKING BIRTH CERTIFICATES !!!!

[John Poet]

I just heard Mike Pence saying (while on my way to the shower),
"I'm a Christian, a conservative, and a Republican, in that order."


MY guess is, he's not an American !!!


If he was an American, wouldn't he have mentioned that there?
EXACTLY!

And Donald, well, for starters--
American citizenship is restricted to human beings, and he doesn't qualify!

But I don't think Trump was born here anyway, I think he was born in Russia!

He's got a RUSSIAN WIFE, don't he ?!


(Hey, what's good for the Goose-stepper....
I'm really surprised no one seems to be asking this question, considering...)

Welcome to my "far-left tea party"!
Just make up anything you like, and let them bother with defending it--
like they did to President Obama!

Feel free to join in with your own rumor (as I like to call it, TRUTH!)

[First Speaker]

1. Trump is the illegitimate son of Herman Goering...

...I mean, they're both big and fat, and both have German names...both are blustery fascists...who needs any more proof? ("Proof? We don't need no stinkin' proof!&quot

[John Poet]

2. You might be right.

Hey, anybody could mistake a German for a Russian!

Especially out of uniform!


Or maybe he's Italian, since Mussolini is on his bedside table...

[kestrel91316]

3. Trump was born not long after Hitler died.

I have pondered that little factoid more than a few times.

Reincarnation, anybody?

[treestar]

4. I am continually asking

Right wingers why they don't seem to need to see trumps birth certificate.

[John Poet]

5. After all the demands Trump made for Obama's birth certificate,

you'd think he'd have his posted on his campaign website....


UNLESS---------

[treestar]

6. I know!

And they refuse to admit the obvious. They never demanded the BC of any white person. Not even Hillary.