Trump Leaks His Own Intelligence Briefings Documents: Wow! This is serious stuff!

[Doodley]

It seems that somebody (probably Trump) has put his intelligence briefings on the internet. It looks like these briefings were specially prepared for Trump to make them easy to understand. This is unbelievable! Here they are:

[Thinkingabout]

1. It is good they are short because I think he has a short attention span

[underpants]

2. Hilarious Doodley

[Borchkins]

3. Thanks

for the smiles!!!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. Chortle.

[rurallib]

5. He will outsource this work to russia and have it done shortly

[classykaren]

25. by Pense who just said he is so impressed by the size of his plane. Is that what they are calling

it now??

[rateyes]

6. Bet he fails on the first try!

[FSogol]

7. LOL. He didn't finish it because he is busy kicking over gold-colored blocks. n/t

[Saviolo]

8. Listen:

I have tremendous answers to these questions, okay? You believe it, I've got the best answers. And you know, there are real problems here, some of these questions are real problems, here and we're just going to keep looking at this until we figure out what's going on. I have so many friends of mine, and they just call me and say "Thank you, thank you so much for figuring out this problem." and I have-, listen... We're under attack, okay? And there's a tremendous problem, and all of these questions, I'm the only one who's asking about these questions and who's got answers to these questions, they're just the best answers. You better believe it!



Donald, the question was "What rhymes with cheek?"

[Doodley]

10. Very funny, but are you really Meredith McIver?

[Saviolo]

12. I'll have you know

That I'm actually John Miller, TYVM.

[tclambert]

13. Okay, look, I prefer the question: What rhymes with great?

And the answer is me, Donald J. Trump. No, it's true. I'm hearing it. All over. Lots of people are saying it. And you know what else? The Wall. It will be a great wall, believe me. The greatest. Even better than that one I heard about in the Throne Game. They had a wall, what, 700 feet tall? Ours'll be 800. Yuge. And theirs was made of ice, right? So don't tell me about global warming. Ours won't be ice. Ours will be concrete with steel things in it, and magic spells built into it so no one can climb over. That'll be great. The best. And just like that, illegal immigration solved.

[MynameisBlarney]

16. Brilliant!

Can I steal it?

[Saviolo]

17. Certainly!

I did an impression of Trump at work the other day for laughs, and I was so good at it, I made myself a little sad, actually. I got most of the idea from here:

[MynameisBlarney]

18. Awesome, thanks!

[SirBrockington]

32. +1

[classykaren]

26. No what rhymes with pick? and he has a small one.

[calimary]

30. HAH! My husband's been referring to "short Donald."

[packman]

9. You know, I hate posters that don't give the answers to quizzes like this

????

[Mister K]

11. I believe there is a very strong chance he will skip the debates

We all know he does not study and is not willing to put the time in to learn anything new.

Hillary will expose him for the fool his is during the debates and he cannot afford that.

[tclambert]

14. Debates aren't about policy details, they're strictly show biz.

Donald will attend, confident his showbiz skills will allow him to embarrass Hillary with some 3rd grade insults. Meanwhile, expectations for him will be so low that if he doesn't start crying and sucking his thumb, his followers will think he won.

My hope is that when Hillary shakes his hand, she reaches out with her other hand and musses up his hair. I'm pretty sure his reaction would get a hundred million hits on youtube.

[Wounded Bear]

27. He won't shake hands....

her 'hands' are bigger than his.

[Chemisse]

24. I have been concerned about that too.

He wasn't all that great in the Republican debates (although the media always claimed he won).

Hillary will rip him a new one and he knows it. He will look like the drooling idiot that he is.

I think he will bluster his way out of it like he is doing with his tax returns.

[Wounded Bear]

28. He 'won' by dominating the mikes and time...

I don't think any of the Repub candidates were offering much on the order of policy.

He was the biggest shit flinger.

[Chemisse]

33. Also the debates were set up so he was given more time than the others,

which helped make it look like he 'won' also.

[jberryhill]

15. I have an objection to Question 7

Unless the answer is "Spongebob", I don't know what that shape is called.

Am I supposed to give it a name? Like "Jimmy" or something?

[panader0]

23. A square, two circles and a protractor smile

Sponge Jim Bob

[bucolic_frolic]

19. Does the plagiarism never end?

Trump is using the term "Little" Mike to refer to Mayor Boomberg on Twitter this morning.

Huffington Post referred to Pence as "Lil' Mikey" or "Little Mikey" when he was nominated.

Trump can't resist copycatting!

[Big_K]

20. Dang liberl ways of talkin'

There ain't nuthin' wrong with "Sue did kissed him on the cheek".

Oh, krap, it should be "Sue done kissed him on the cheek".

Or maybe, "Donald done kissed Ivana on the mouth, and I does see some tongue."

[NoMoreRepugs]

21. if Dems nominated a dimwit for POTUS talking heads everywhere would explode..

MSM would go insane and that nominee might have to step down because of the public pressure, but because he is a Republican it's just business as usual...

it simply boggles my mind that the Rump has support across the country

[workinclasszero]

22. I'm glad the CIA, FBI, NSA and the Pentagon have only shared the relevant info with Trump

Is this straight from the desk of Putin?

[classykaren]

29. That would make a great bumper sticker

[Moostache]

31. Make sure he gets the thin crayons...the fat ones are too big for his hands. (n/t)