Help me out here. I'd like to collect all the great monikers for Trump

[thucythucy]

I've seen and heard, and list them in one place.

For instance:

Trumpolini
Il Douche
Trumple thin skin

and so on.

So please, if you've heard an alternate moniker for Hair Donald, add it to this thread.

I will be eternally grateful.

[TheBaculumKing]

1. The Golden Merkin

I even registered the domain, just in case...

[thucythucy]

4. There we go!

That's a good one I haven't heard! Thank you!

[TheBaculumKing]

7. Actually

I have both thegoldenmerkin.com and goldenmerkin.com if anybody thinks of a good use for them. If I had thought of it earlier I'd have gotten a bunch of cheap yellow toupes made for the conventions.

[sarae]

2. Putin's Boy!

[thucythucy]

6. Don the Con:

I just saw that on another thread.

Thank you for your post!

[napkinz]

50. :)

[sarae]

75. ROFL!

Perfect.

[Estel]

3. #Whiney Little Bitch

And Comrade Donnie

[thucythucy]

5. Comrade Trumpski is a good one too.

Thank you!

[SwankyXomb]

8. Benedict Donald

Cheeto Jesus

[thucythucy]

9. Benedict Donald--That's a great one!

I saw it earlier today and thought: wow! Someone has got to say that in front of him and then stand back and watch his head explode. Strands of mustard colored ersatz hair all over the walls, the ceiling...

[napkinz]

40. ...

[duncang]

10. dipshit donnie

For ease of reference on dipshit from the Urban Dictionary

1. A despised person; a moron; an ineffectual person; one with a habit of being wrong, loudly and often.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dipshit

[thucythucy]

11. I love the alliteration.

"Traitor Trump" is a good one too.

[cheapdate]

12. Stumpy the Short-Fingered Vulgarian.

Don the Con.
Stumpy.
Clownface von Fuckstick.

[sofa king]

13. Trumpster Fire

My absolute favorite, from another DUer whom I cannot recall.

Whoever that person is, I'd like to buy you dinner some day.

[Greywing]

14. How about (drum roll please) LOSER

[thucythucy]

28. That would be the best

come November.

[kestrel91316]

15. Comrade Donald. Drumpfler. Herr Drumpfler.

[thesquanderer]

16. Trumpty Dumpty

[napkinz]

55. ...

[etherealtruth]

17. I always choose "short fingered vulgarian"

Graydon Carter and Kurt Andersen have been getting under tRump's skin with this since 1986. i use it as an homage to them .... their coined term is still relevant and was the basis for the embarrassing republican debate debacle


http://www.npr.org/2016/03/07/469209254/decades-later-spy-magazine-founders-continue-to-torment-trump

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

19. The Orange-utan

[Ace Rothstein]

20. Cryin's Donald

[JaneyVee]

21. Tangerine Terror. Agent Orange. Mar-A-Lago Madman.

[baldguy]

22. Cheeto-Faced, ferret-wearing shitgibbon

[Grey Lemercier]

23. The Zircon Don

acts like he is a diamond, but really is a cheap imitation

[meow2u3]

25. The Toxic Tangerine

[applegrove]

26. Mr 'Amber waves of grain' head

(thanks to real time)

[emulatorloo]

27. Deadbeat Donald. The Comb-over Commissar

Really fond of the second one, just heard of it the other day

[Vogon_Glory]

29. Donald Frederickovich n/t

[Vogon_Glory]

30. Donald Trumpski n/t

[Nay]

31. Trumpenfuhrer.

[thucythucy]

32. Is that "Der Trumpenfuhrer" or "Das Trumpenfuhrer"?

LOL! Thanks!

[Nay]

33. Heh! I don't know. I don't speak any German! nt

[thucythucy]

34. Just for the record

I think it's "Der."

But I could be wrong.

[thucythucy]

35. Just now seen on another thread: "Rotting Jack O'Lantern." nt

[Ace Rothstein]

36. Fredo Trump

I think this one is most fitting.

[thucythucy]

37. Now THAt's funny! nt

[MohRokTah]

38. Orange Faced, Ferret Wearing, Shitgibbon. eom

[MohRokTah]

39. Witless Fucking Cocksplat. eom

[thucythucy]

47. "Cocksplat"

LOL!!!!

[MohRokTah]

41. Weaselheaded Fucknugget. eom

[thucythucy]

43. "Fucknugget"!!

That is truly priceless!

[MohRokTah]

42. Mangled Apricot Hellbeast. eom

[MohRokTah]

44. Clueless Numpty. eom

[MohRokTah]

45. Bloviating Fleshbag. eom

[napkinz]

46. Ronald McDONALD!

[rufus dog]

48. Mango Mussolini

Saw that one here last week. And thank you for the thread. There was a similar one for Palin in 2008, I had it bookmarked for reference so I could use as many as possible in discussions.

[Ace Rothstein]

58. Nice.

[MohRokTah]

49. Toupéd Fucktrumpet. eom

[MohRokTah]

51. Incomprehensible Jizztrumpet. eom

[MohRokTah]

52. Cockwomble. eom

[MohRokTah]

53. Utter Twonk. eom

[MohRokTah]

54. Gobshite. eom

[EarlG]

56. ...

[JoePhilly]

57. TRumpelstiltskin ...

... I did not invent this ... I saw it on DU ... and it is PERFECT!!!!

[meow2u3]

59. The Apricot Asshole

[Maeve]

60. Trumpkin--it's a diminuative, like his hands

Oh, but DJ Jr is Trumpkid.

[treestar]

61. The Talking Yam

[fizzgig]

79. i've seen yammering yam, too

[thucythucy]

62. "Trumpigula"--just saw this on another thread.

"Caligula"--Little boots

"Trumpigula" -- Little hands

[ailsagirl]

63. I kind of like dumdum

It's easy to type and it really sums him up quite nicely.

Also his real name: drumpf

[Avalux]

64. Burnt Yam. n/t

[thucythucy]

65. "Cinamin Hitler"

Just saw this on another thread.

We DUers are SO creative!

And "Mad Dog Donald" is another one I heard today.

[tavernier]

66. I still prefer Fingers.

Reminds me of the old Cagney, Bogey movies.

"Fingers Trump musta been here last night to make the heist."

"Gee, Mugs, how do ya figure that?"

"I left the diamonds at the bottom of the ink well in the writing desk and they are still there."

"i don't get it."

"Well, ya see, he's the only one with fingers too short to reach 'em."

[StraightRazor]

67. The Abomination...

Stole it from Richard Kadry, and his excellent Sandman Slim series, but it's apt.

[thucythucy]

68. "The Big Cheeto."

Just saw this on another thread, and it works on several levels.

[Hekate]

69. Current fave: Benedict Donald (say it fast, you'll get it)

Previous fave: Tinyhands Trump

[GoneOffShore]

70. Cheeto Sporkhands.

Cheeto Jeebus

Trumpanzee

TrumPutin

[thucythucy]

72. Trumpanzee!! LOL!!

[eissa]

71. Skeezycheeto or Tangerine Twat

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

73. Donald Drumpf

Drumpf was the last name his grandfather had before he Anglicized it.

Hair Brain

Whiney Little Bitch (Bill Maher's name for him not mine)

Progeny of an orangutan.

[nadine_mn]

74. Xenophobic Sweet Potato nt

[Uben]

76. Scump

That's what I call him.

[shanen]

77. Where is Frito Jesus?

Or #fritoJesus in hashtag form. Not original and several months old, but it still strikes a chord. More so after Trump's acceptance speech.

[Loki]

78. Red Don

Saw this today on DU.

[gwheezie]

80. Donnie Teletrumpie (seen on du)

Trumpiac the maniac
putrump