Donald Trump (DWE) SO MAD Colorado Fire Marshal Refused To Let Him Die In A Fire

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(mostly I am posting this for the link, so that people can read the hilarious comments, including "DWE"s--dicks with ears!)

Fire safety is for LOSERS

Donald Trump SO MAD Colorado Fire Marshal Refused To Let Him Die In A Fire


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Donald Trump is just on a ROLL here this week. He’s been going around insulting the Khans and god knows who else and generally tantrumming all over the internets because no one else on the entire planet seems to think that is a normal thing to do. Also, on Saturday, he got stuck in an elevator for 30 minutes with 10 other people in Colorado Springs, right before he had to go to one of his rallies!

I know what you are thinking, and NO, he did not get stuck in an elevator with a pregnant woman going into labor and then had to deliver a baby. Which is probably a good thing, since unlike Zach Morris or Brendan Walsh or Cherie from Punky Brewster or Vinnie Barbarino, it’s unlikely he would be able to step up in such a scenario, given his intense phobia of female bodily functions. Probably, as in most other situations, he would have reacted pretty much just like Archie Bunker did.



He just got regular stuck in an elevator! And then the Colorado Springs firefighters came in and rescued him and got him out of the elevator and then he got to go to the big rally after all and give his big speech! And what did he do in that speech? Did he thank the firefighters who rescued him? Did he express gratitude for not having had to deliver a baby while stuck in there?

HAHAHAHAHAHA. No, he did not. Don’t be silly. He instead took that time to talk about how Fire Marshal Brett Lacey — who had recently been honored by the city as “Civilian of the Year” for having helped with the wounded during the 2015 Planned Parenthood shooting — just didn’t know what he was doing, because he didn’t let more people into the building than allowed by the fire code after the organizers sold more tickets to the rally than there were people allowed in that building! Probably he didn’t want to let more people in because he was a Democrat, Trump said, and not because he was concerned for their safety! NICE!

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[underpants]

1. Side note - almost every long running sitcom has some sort of "stuck in elevator" episode

You can look back in TV history and find any series that ran more than say 5 years had an episode where the main characters get stuck on an elevator or something like that.

Archie and Meathead got stuck in a cellar and ended up bonding

"Friends" (why do I know this?) had Chandler stuck in ATM booth with a lingerie model - of course.

"Seinfeld" put a twist on it and had the 4 characters lost in a parking garage unable to find Kramer's car

I think even Gilligan once got stuck in a cave.

It's a standard of sitcoms and now Trump has gone there.