Who Would Trump Nuke First? Any Ideas?

[Yallow]

Someone has to ask the question.....

[dgibby]

1. Whoever Putin wants him to? n/t

[emulatorloo]

5. +1

[GulfCoast66]

2. France

The have terrorists and Holland just said that Trump makes him sick.

Can't have any of that shit.

[lapucelle]

6. The French call Trump "Le Bobo"

the buffoon.

[GulfCoast66]

10. Good to know

The wife and I plan on traveling to France again next year. I hope to hell Le Bobo is just a distant memory at that point.

I was in Europe 3 times during the Bush years and never felt the need to act Canadian. With Trump, who knows!

[Yallow]

15. I Wore My Obama Shirt When I Was In France

It was September 2008. No problems.

[GulfCoast66]

16. I can imagine

You were probably warmly welcomed.

[Siwsan]

3. Ted Cruz?

[unblock]

4. Khaaaaaaaaaan!

[Fresh_Start]

7. looking at trumps pettiness. it might be the states that didn't vote for him in the election nt

nt

[Agnosticsherbet]

8. Megyn Kelly

[John Poet]

9. Iowa.

'That'll teach 'em for not voting for me in their stupid caucuses'.

[no_hypocrisy]

11. Arizona and Wisconsin.

John McCain and Paul Ryan were mean to him.

[jberryhill]

12. Washington DC in all likelihood

He'll take out Congress and the Court and that will be that.

Then he'll govern from an undisclosed location.

[Ken Burch]

24. The Mar-a-Lago White House. n/t.

[FarPoint]

13. The military won't comply....

They will stand down....next, we will have President Pence....then, maybe Ryan if republicans retain control of House.

[liberal N proud]

14. Blue states

[relayerbob]

17. Whoever insults him first

[Yallow]

18. Bingo

You win!

[Johnny2X2X]

20. Mexico

I can't believe I'm the first to say Mexico.

[BobbyDrake]

26. He's got to wait for them to finish building the wall, and he'll want to nuke something way before.

Canada, maybe, just to continue the unpredictable streak.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

21. I think we need a 'Rocky Mountain Mike' parody of Randy Newman's "Political Science."

For now, here's the original:

[duncang]

22. Scotland Texas, Paris Texas, London Texas

He can get all those foreigners who have been talking bad about him and Cruz in one shot

[Ken Burch]

23. Rosie O'Donnell. n/t.

[BobbyDrake]

25. An ally, obviously. Probably the first one to stand up to him when he proposes something dumb.

Probably Germany, as some kind of twisted "payback" scheme intended to win him Jewish support.

[workinclasszero]

27. Whoever Putin tells him to

[tblue37]

28. Ted Cruz. (He'd use a Cruz missile, of course!) nt

[geek tragedy]

29. He'd threaten Mexico nt

[True Dough]

30. Nobody!

He'll spot a shiny nickel on the floor and be too distracted to follow through with the launch orders. Short attention span theater!

[kestrel91316]

31. Whatever city/town Mr. and Mrs. Khan live in?

Perhaps all of CA and NY as a starting course.

[MFM008]

32. He would do it now.

......

[Rincewind]

33. Ted Cruz nt

[Hortensis]

34. Manhattan. NY news media. 30 Rock.

Even though he's now been informed that as president he couldn't just order offending media to be silent, he probably doesn't really believe it yet.

[FSogol]

35. The PGA.