TRUMP BLASTS MEDIA FOR REPORTING THINGS HE SAYS

[Zorro]

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—The Republican Presidential nominee, Donald Trump, tore into the media on Thursday for what he called its “extremely unfair practice” of reporting the things he says.

“I’ll say something at a rally and I look out and see all these TV cameras taking every word down,” Trump told Fox News’s Sean Hannity. “No one in politics has ever been subjected to this kind of treatment.”

“It’s unbelievable and, frankly, very unethical,” he added.

At a rally in Florida, the candidate lashed out at a TV cameraman whom he caught in the act of recording his words for broadcasting purposes. “Look at him over there, picking up everything I’m saying, folks,” Trump shouted. “Get him out of here.”

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-blasts-media-for-reporting-things-he-says

[Angry Dragon]

1. Trump should go back to his gold throne

Someone should do picture/cartoon of Thump sitting on a gold commode

[AgadorSparticus]

2. Oh wow. Just wow. He truly has come unhinged.

[True Dough]

3. This is satire

...but it's getting harder and harder to come up with humor that overshadows the shit that Drumpf spews in real life.

[Dem_in_Nebr.]

13. Hammer meet nail

You got it exactly!

[pnwmom]

4. Copying down and repeating stuff he says. That's plagiarism, right?

[33taw]

5. Hmm, something about the 1st Amendment must confuse him.

[getting old in mke]

6. Yay Borowitz! (NT)

[Gothmog]

7. I love good satire

[Bill USA]

8. how old is this guy really, 3 of 4 yrs old? What a cry-baby.

[ailsagirl]

9. Deranged

[Mister K]

10. The Onion? He could not have really said that!

[longship]

11. No, Andy Borowitz from The New Yorker.

Look him up. Great satire. Just like The Onion.

[Johnny2X2X]

12. The onion?

I thought this was the Onion. Wow.

[rurallib]

14. Trump has been wonderful for Borowitz

Hope Donnie enjoys the great satire

[Joisey Boy]

15. And Colbert

who has, imho, done the best job of skewering the Donald.

[AllyCat]

16. LOL!! Funny that satire is so believable.

Especially with this guy.

[63splitwindow]

17. There is more truth than fictional humor here. I just watched a speaker at a Don the Con rally...

rail against the fact that the "liberal media" was present and direct the crowd's anger at them. Probably the same rally where the old guy went off on media.

[C Moon]

18. The way he puts a spin on everything and lies like it's a known truth...

there are going to be some mighty messed up brains on the far-right when this election is over.

[63splitwindow]

19. Oh, they were TOTALLY messed up coming in. Con just allowed them to be identified and photographed!

[vinny9698]

20. Typical CEO who has yes man all around him or her

Not used to being questioned. How many have had bosses like him?
I had a boss who would order me to do some internet research of some idiotic thing that would pop in his mind. I would ignore it and he would never ask for any report. I just get right on it and then just blow it off.
I learned from experience if they do not write it down it is not going to happen. People have to many things going on to keep track of stuff unless you write it down.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

21. He's already done this before.