Trump Offering a Discount For Executive Campaign Membership!

[TheBaculumKing]

I guess fundraising just ain't what it used to be...

Trump's website has been offering useless "membership" cards for various "levels", with the "Executive Gold" Membership, according to the website, limited: "Please know that not just anyone is eligible for Executive Membership. It’s a power, duty, and responsibility reserved only for those supporters who have displayed a steadfast commitment to our movement." That steadfast commitment being demonstrated by contributing $200.

UNTIL NOW!!

You can now join these elite ranks for a mere $49, a 75% discount!

https://secure.donaldjtrump.com/djtsvic-goldtrumpcard-49?amount=100&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Since everything else about the Trump campaign is low-rent there's no reason his Gold Card shouldn't be

[msongs]

1. but wait, there's MORE!...isn't there? nt

[TheBaculumKing]

3. With Trumputin

There's always less than there appears to be...

[lovemydog]

5. If you order in the next ten minutes

they'll give you another free.*

That's TWO cards the price of one!






*shipping & handling $99 per card

[Frank Cannon]

11. The difference between Trump and Sham-wow Vince...

Is that when you send your money to Sham-Wow Vince, you actually get a fairly useful cleaning cloth out of the deal. With Trump, all you get is a vague sense of satisfaction that you've helped buy another jar of caviar moisturizer for his kid.

[lovemydog]

20. So true.

And the cloth doesn't insult you while begging for more money.

[grubbs]

2. There was a Calvin and Hobbes strip

Where for show and tell Calvin brought what he imagined to be a fossil of a new dinosaur. At the end of his self congratulatory spiel he offered applications to be his friend.
For a one time fee you could revel in the association for a lifetime.

Donald the Great. Sumpreme dictator for life of G.R.O.S.S. The Get Rid Of Slimy girlS club.

[Glamrock]

8. Nice

[LeftRant]

4. Scammers gotta scam.

Just wait until you see what he starts trying to sell to righties after the election.

[NurseJackie]

6. Family Membership also available. (Just pay separate processing and shipping.)

[unitedwethrive]

7. Doesn't this just sum up his campaign perfectly!

[texanwitch]

9. The mailing address is

Trump Towers in New York.

[Hav]

14. It sounds like a joke but it isn't.

That is really the address. I heard that Trump Tower is also used as a campaign headquarter. Just another way to let donations go into his own pocket.

[texanwitch]

16. Wonder if some supporters are sending cash.

Not everyone has a debit or credit card.

[Lochloosa]

10. Those Shipping and Handling fees will kill you

[C_U_L8R]

12. Yet Another Trump Going Out of Business Sale?

Nothing says loser louder than a orange clown on discount.

[VOX]

13. Lost Our Lease!! Everything Must Go!! Limited Time Offer!!

And you, as a freedom-loving patriot, have been specially selected to receive EXCLUSIVE access to this one-time offer!
Send cash, check or money to the address on your screen!

And if you don't buy any of my worthless, Chinese-sweatshop-made crap, then I, Donald Trump, will hold YOU personally and legally responsible for the entire downfall of America (which I'm seriously considering bringing about, by the way). I will also inform the media (on a daily basis, in perpetuity) that YOU made this entire mess...because I certainly don't blame myself!!

[yellowcanine]

15. If the card is made of actual gold, I am in. I can melt it down. Otherwise, meh.

[MineralMan]

17. But wait....There's MORE!

Join now and get this TREMENDOUS autographed photo of Donald, himself!

[MineralMan]

18. Weird. It posted twice.

[geek tragedy]

19. Seems like a timeshare presentation, not a political campaign nt

[brooklynite]

21. But Wait! Wouldn't you rather join the Trump Campaign's BOARD OF DIRECTORS?

I’ve had a lot of success in business by building a great team around me.

My presidential campaign has been no different. The best patriots are rising up all over the country to take back America. Millions and millions of real Americans are fed-up with Washington and joining our movement.

Erika, I know you share our vision for America . . . an America with strong borders, high-paying manufacturing jobs, a powerful military destroying ISIS and all other terrorists, a VA that truly serves our veterans, and a government that respects hard work and common sense, NOT political correctness.

That is why I want you to take your spot on the Trump Board of Directors.

Join today and you will receive your very own Board of Directors Certificate: