Donald Trump Wrote me a Letter!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

Oooh, I am so excited! I wonder why he chose me! I feel chills and thrills running down my leg! Donald Trump - WRITING ME! ! ! !


Oh, wai, OK. I see. He writes about Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi.
He calls her Crooked Hillary twice.

He raises immigration, ObamaCare, and says Make America Great Again 10 times.

And he wants money? The dude who promised to self fund his campaign? Why doesn't he just raid his charity fund again, if he is that short of scratch?

I better send his enclosed envelope back to him. Maybe he can reuse it.

[Rocknrule]

1. Was it written in orange crayon?

[longship]

2. Tape the envelope to a brick before you mail it.

(If it's postage paid return.)

[TeamPooka]

3. I was going to suggest a spare tire. That's what I used to use for those. But any large heavy

item will do.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

4. heh

I just haven't a clue why or how I found my way onto his list.

[Siwsan]

5. I just did an 'unsubscribe' request to his unsolicited emails

They started coming to my late sister's email address. I inherited her iPad and since I don't have her email password, I can't cancel the account. So I just keep unsubscribing and deleting.

She died in January, 2015 and these emails just started arriving a couple of weeks ago.

In a trillion years, she would never have supported Trump. I'm wondering if this is just a celestial joke, by her, on me.

[TeamPooka]

6. i heard his campaign is buying random email lists and spamming them. #TheTrumpWay

[ChairmanAgnostic]

7. that makes sense.

I've been a democrat for decades. Held D voting judge positions, ran for office as a D, and have not missed a vote since I became of age. I would be the last person in my family who should be getting that junk.

[trof]

8. I replied with some of my other junk mail.