Newt gives away an Etch-a-Sketch

[denem]

(Oh Mitt, what have you done)

[Kalidurga]

1. I think that etch-a-sketches are going to become very popular in just a couple of days...

is it too late to buy stocks?

[KamaAina]

6. Yup.

Ohio Art stock has nearly tripled.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002457006

You've gotta wonder if Bain Capital owns any.

[davidpdx]

2. As much as I hate him

He can be amusing at times. Especially when he's slamming Romney.

[Myrina]

3. Exactly. Sometimes I wonder ...

.... if he's still in it because somewhere deep in whatever little heart he has, Newtie hates the GOP/it's current owners and is purposely trying to shitcan them this election. He's almost been an 'unpaid spokesman' for the DNC up to this point, making Mittens look like the tool he is.

[Tanuki]

4. Newt must have written his marriage vows on etch-a-sketches n/t

[yortsed snacilbuper]

5. That might come in handy on the Moon,

he should have kept it!

[yellowcanine]

7. GAWD he is so unctuous he is like a greased pig.

unc·tu·ous   [uhngk-choo-uhs] Show IPA
adjective
1. characterized by excessive piousness or moralistic fervor, especially in an affected manner; excessively smooth, suave, or smug.

2.of the nature of or characteristic of an unguent or ointment; oily; greasy.

3.having an oily or soapy feel, as certain minerals.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

8. Cool,

he wouldn't make a pimple on a pigs butt!