Wed Sep 28, 2016, 09:45 PM

Melania Trump on slathering her son Barron with fish eggs "from head to toe" every night.

This whole family is . . . . off.

Apparently before The Donald ordered the summary execution of his wife's website, she sold $150/oz skin cream made from caviar. Now that all of her enterprises have gone the way of Trump steaks, I wonder if she has to douse young master Trump with more pedestrian fish eggs instead. Perish the thought.

A 2013 interview with ABC and repeated in the Daily Mail reported:

Barron is 'not a sweatpants child' and instead likes to wear a tie and suit 'like Daddy'.

He also enjoys luxurious caviar skin treatments every night after taking a bath at his family home - the gold-encrusted $100 million triplex penthouse in New York's Trump Tower.

The mother-of-one said that she slathers her eponymous Caviar Complex C6 moisturizer on her son's body from 'head to toe.'

'He likes it . . . It smells very, very fresh,' she explained.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2307482/Melania-Trump-mini-Donald-son-Barron-seven-sweatpants-child-gets-caviar-skin-treatments-bed.html#ixzz4LbPUzcXL

On a side note, Trump always looks stiff, forced, and cruel with children. Melania looks pissed at him for manhandling her little "mini-Donald" like he is, and as usual, young Barron looks like the loneliest kid on Earth. What a bizarre and unnatural experience his life must be.

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Melania Trump on slathering her son Barron with fish eggs "from head to toe" every night. (Original post)	Maru Kitteh	Sep 2016	OP
Rosemary's baby	The_Casual_Observer	Sep 2016	#1
From head to toe? How old is the boy?	TheBlackAdder	Sep 2016	#37
Ten, I think..	radical noodle	Sep 2016	#44
Umm I was thinking the same thing. He's	underthematrix	Sep 2016	#52
Yeah, creepy, right?	smirkymonkey	Dec 2016	#109
I think he would have been 8 at the time of the quote -nt	Bradical79	Sep 2016	#53
I have an 8 year old grandson.	MoonRiver	Sep 2016	#69
My sons would have had a fit by the age of six. Something else, I have never seen that kid smile.	appleannie1	Sep 2016	#54
The whole thing is ICKY	Zo Zig	Sep 2016	#2
It seems to have the opposite effect. Sanity is for the rubes, I guess.	Maru Kitteh	Sep 2016	#9
Ok, I'm a rube.	Zo Zig	Sep 2016	#29
I try to be as rube-erific as possible.	Maru Kitteh	Sep 2016	#31
We need a rube-erific smiley face, for us rubes .	Zo Zig	Sep 2016	#32
What in blazes is going on with this family? eom	saltpoint	Sep 2016	#3
He probably bathes in warm milk too.	SummerSnow	Sep 2016	#68
Using anything but Trump roe lotion would be beneath his cetacean. nt	pinboy3niner	Sep 2016	#93
Lifestyles of the rich and clueless.	StrictlyRockers	Sep 2016	#4
A kid without pier. nt	pinboy3niner	Sep 2016	#5
snort!	nolabear	Sep 2016	#36
? That one went ova my head	underpants	Sep 2016	#81
I think we should leave their son out of it.	izzybella	Sep 2016	#6
He's the ONLY Trump I feel sorry for.	Maru Kitteh	Sep 2016	#11
I feel sorriest for Tiffany... he doesn't seem to care about her at all	renate	Sep 2016	#85
She's the one he forgot to mention at his convention. Yeah, I feel sorry for her too. I think he	Maru Kitteh	Sep 2016	#88
Was that really Ivanka?	smirkymonkey	Dec 2016	#110
I feel sorry for her too....	Dorian Gray	Dec 2016	#108
We should shut up about Barron	Cicada	Sep 2016	#39
Tell that to Children's Protective Services.	MoonRiver	Sep 2016	#71
It does not help Barron to say he has bad parents	Cicada	Sep 2016	#73
I am NOT attacking Barron. I feel deeply sorry for him.	MoonRiver	Sep 2016	#78
Oh, Bullshit. Mrs. Goldmember put her parenting up for discussion when she gave an interview	Maru Kitteh	Sep 2016	#84
What s bunch of fucking weirdos	alcibiades_mystery	Sep 2016	#7
W........T........F?	RandySF	Sep 2016	#8
that's my reaction.	Fast Walker 52	Sep 2016	#92
Omelet you finish, Melania, but...	pinboy3niner	Sep 2016	#10
Do you think she has a plastic sturgeon?	nolabear	Sep 2016	#38
As they say in L.A....	fierywoman	Sep 2016	#41
oh	MFM008	Sep 2016	#60
That poor child. That poor, poor child.	MADem	Sep 2016	#12
At least the other children seemed to have mothers who could feign normalcy/competency	Maru Kitteh	Sep 2016	#15
This.	Democrats Ascendant	Sep 2016	#34
Yuck	mcar	Sep 2016	#13
I feel sorry for that poor kid.	Blue Idaho	Sep 2016	#14
Or get mocked.	Buckeye_Democrat	Sep 2016	#75
I love that photo!	Blue Idaho	Sep 2016	#83
Poor kid, being raised by a man with the maturity of a six year old.	Thinkingabout	Sep 2016	#16
Who's raising who, in that case? Lolz. nt	BobbyDrake	Sep 2016	#19
Maybe Barron will be the adult and can tame the wild man Trump.	Thinkingabout	Sep 2016	#24
I would say it seems lucky that he doesn't seem to know him very well but OTOH	Maru Kitteh	Sep 2016	#20
Protect that kid, he's our only line of cybersecurity defense!	BobbyDrake	Sep 2016	#17
I heard he's "so good with the computers"	Maru Kitteh	Sep 2016	#23
The best. Bigly.	BobbyDrake	Sep 2016	#25
LOL	saltpoint	Sep 2016	#27
So how much does it cost to get	saltpoint	Sep 2016	#33
Organic eggs from free-roaming hens. / nt	Sunny05	Sep 2016	#46
: ) eom	saltpoint	Sep 2016	#49
So how much does it cost?	Botany	Sep 2016	#94
Good god. eom	saltpoint	Sep 2016	#95
Not only pissing away money but that poor little boy having mom rub skin cream .....	Botany	Sep 2016	#96
Is this treatment a common thing with	saltpoint	Sep 2016	#97
I don't know but just the act of a full nude body rub down of a 10 year old boy ....	Botany	Sep 2016	#98
Seems like he should, yes. Botany,	saltpoint	Sep 2016	#99
That's why they grow up thinking it's "fun" to kill lions for sport like big brother and uncle.	Sancho	Sep 2016	#18
Off topic, but love video/image! / nt	Sunny05	Sep 2016	#47
Of the many things I hate Trumps for, that is near the top.	Maru Kitteh	Sep 2016	#51
My mother use to rub me down with Vicks Vapor Rub when I was little.Achoo!!	SummerSnow	Sep 2016	#21
We had to eat some.	tazkcmo	Sep 2016	#55
I remember my grandmother putting it on a spoon too and we had to eat it.	SummerSnow	Sep 2016	#67
Mustard plasters for me.	Thirties Child	Sep 2016	#102
the poor kid is "Jeremy"	radius777	Sep 2016	#22
Check Google images for this little boy and you see very few pictures where he has	Arkansas Granny	Sep 2016	#26
These people disturb me. Slathering caviar on a child at bedtime?	The Genealogist	Sep 2016	#28
Why can't she slather The Don with fish eggs and throw him in a tank of Great Whites?	Maru Kitteh	Sep 2016	#43
lol. / nt	Sunny05	Sep 2016	#48
Ahahahahahahaha!!!	3catwoman3	Sep 2016	#56
Poor kid. How can he possibly grow up to be normal?	The Velveteen Ocelot	Sep 2016	#30
Hopefully ...	Democrats Ascendant	Sep 2016	#35
Weird; usually it's the kids baiting the parents (nt)	LongtimeAZDem	Sep 2016	#40
His only chance	Jon King	Sep 2016	#42
They'll probably put him in some boarding school for rich rick kids. He won't be lonely.	YOHABLO	Sep 2016	#45
Middle name "Robber" :p	LeftRant	Sep 2016	#50
I shudder to think what he'll be like when he is older	BainsBane	Sep 2016	#57
My money is on a Caligula redeux. I hope I'm wrong.	Maru Kitteh	Sep 2016	#59
A kid that age that has to hold his dad's hand in public is going to have issues	Monk06	Sep 2016	#58
Distant	MFM008	Sep 2016	#61
Someday he'll write a memoir	Freddie	Sep 2016	#62
I agree. I don't think he likes Trump at ALL. When the inevitable divorce happens, Barron will	anneboleyn	Sep 2016	#79
I don't think we should "carp" on this any longer	tribe-time	Sep 2016	#63
Not finny any more?	nolabear	Sep 2016	#66
Clam down. We do have a porpoise here. . .	Maru Kitteh	Sep 2016	#70
You're either inseine or a trawler	pinboy3niner	Sep 2016	#74
You don't want to make anemone of Melania.	nolabear	Sep 2016	#76
awesome!	shireen	Sep 2016	#100
Kip(per?) Addotta would be proud.	DangerousRhythm	Oct 2016	#106
Kid is doomed.	BlueStater	Sep 2016	#64
I hope he's got a hefty trust fund. Psychiatrists are expensive and that kid is going to need them.	Vinca	Sep 2016	#65
They are all	summerschild	Sep 2016	#72
for some reason, the scene from Excalibur with Mordred and Morgana comes to mind	0rganism	Sep 2016	#77
I think of Arthur's line: "I didn't know how empty was my sole... until it was filled."	pinboy3niner	Sep 2016	#103
I feel really bad for that kid	joeybee12	Sep 2016	#80
Just like those hard workin' blue collar MURKAN folks Trump relates to so well	underpants	Sep 2016	#82
The kid gets a nightly full body rub-down from a supermodel...	lame54	Sep 2016	#86
There aren't enough shrinks in the world.	Maru Kitteh	Sep 2016	#89
All 5 of those Trump children are slaves until the old man kicks off.	displacedtexan	Sep 2016	#87
A spoiled brat in the making --another rich kid who thinks he's entitled to everything	book_worm	Sep 2016	#90
Just by looking at the picture	mshasta	Sep 2016	#91
God I feel sorry for that kid.	NastyRiffraff	Sep 2016	#101
He looks so miserable in almost every picture I've seen of him. How could he not be?	Maru Kitteh	Sep 2016	#104
Ugh, can't stand the Trump family	CJohnson_LS	Sep 2016	#105
Explains Trump flip-flopping on abortion. Every night his son both Roes and Wades.	pinboy3niner	Oct 2016	#107

Response to Maru Kitteh (Original post)

Wed Sep 28, 2016, 09:49 PM

Melania Trump on slathering her son Barron with fish eggs "from head to toe" every night.

1. Rosemary's baby

37. From head to toe? How old is the boy?

44. Ten, I think..

52. Umm I was thinking the same thing. He's

109. Yeah, creepy, right?

53. I think he would have been 8 at the time of the quote -nt

69. I have an 8 year old grandson.

54. My sons would have had a fit by the age of six. Something else, I have never seen that kid smile.

2. The whole thing is ICKY

9. It seems to have the opposite effect. Sanity is for the rubes, I guess.

29. Ok, I'm a rube.

31. I try to be as rube-erific as possible.

32. We need a rube-erific smiley face, for us rubes .

3. What in blazes is going on with this family? eom

68. He probably bathes in warm milk too.

93. Using anything but Trump roe lotion would be beneath his cetacean. nt

4. Lifestyles of the rich and clueless.

5. A kid without pier. nt

36. *snort!*

81. ? That one went ova my head

6. I think we should leave their son out of it.

11. He's the ONLY Trump I feel sorry for.

85. I feel sorriest for Tiffany... he doesn't seem to care about her at all

88. She's the one he forgot to mention at his convention. Yeah, I feel sorry for her too. I think he

110. Was that really Ivanka?

108. I feel sorry for her too....

39. We should shut up about Barron

71. Tell that to Children's Protective Services.

73. It does not help Barron to say he has bad parents

78. I am NOT attacking Barron. I feel deeply sorry for him.

84. Oh, Bullshit. Mrs. Goldmember put her parenting up for discussion when she gave an interview

7. What s bunch of fucking weirdos

8. W........T........F?

92. that's my reaction.

10. Omelet you finish, Melania, but...

38. Do you think she has a plastic sturgeon?

41. As they say in L.A....

60. oh

12. That poor child. That poor, poor child.

15. At least the other children seemed to have mothers who could feign normalcy/competency

34. This.

13. Yuck

14. I feel sorry for that poor kid.

75. Or get mocked.

83. I love that photo!

16. Poor kid, being raised by a man with the maturity of a six year old.

19. Who's raising who, in that case? Lolz. nt

24. Maybe Barron will be the adult and can tame the wild man Trump.

20. I would say it seems lucky that he doesn't seem to know him very well but OTOH

17. Protect that kid, he's our only line of cybersecurity defense!

23. I heard he's "so good with the computers"

25. The best. Bigly.

27. LOL

33. So how much does it cost to get

46. Organic eggs from free-roaming hens. / nt

49. : ) eom

94. So how much does it cost?

95. Good god. eom

96. Not only pissing away money but that poor little boy having mom rub skin cream .....

97. Is this treatment a common thing with

98. I don't know but just the act of a full nude body rub down of a 10 year old boy ....

99. Seems like he should, yes. Botany,

18. That's why they grow up thinking it's "fun" to kill lions for sport like big brother and uncle.

47. Off topic, but love video/image! / nt

51. Of the many things I hate Trumps for, that is near the top.

21. My mother use to rub me down with Vicks Vapor Rub when I was little.Achoo!!

55. We had to eat some.

67. I remember my grandmother putting it on a spoon too and we had to eat it.

102. Mustard plasters for me.

22. the poor kid is "Jeremy"

26. Check Google images for this little boy and you see very few pictures where he has

28. These people disturb me. Slathering caviar on a child at bedtime?

43. Why can't she slather The Don with fish eggs and throw him in a tank of Great Whites?

48. lol. / nt

56. Ahahahahahahaha!!!

30. Poor kid. How can he possibly grow up to be normal?

35. Hopefully ...

40. Weird; usually it's the kids baiting the parents (nt)

42. His only chance

36. snort!