Pat Robertson: Trump sniffing at debate "MAY HAVE BEEN A SIGN OF THE HOLY SPIRIT coming out of him"

[Miles Archer]

“Trump sniffing may have been a sign of the Holy Spirit coming out of him,” said Robertson on “The 700 Club.” “The Holy Spirit affects people in strange ways. Some people go into a frenzy, some people start laughing uncontrollably, some people bark like dogs. Apparently, Trump sniffs.”

Many Evangelical Christians believe Trump, a thrice married former casino owner who appeared on the cover of Playboy, has been ordained by God. According to Right Wing Watch, Lance Wallnau, an Evangelical Christian, told Charisma magazine, that Trump’s decision to hire Kellyanne Conway and Breitbart CEO Steve Bannon was divinely motivated.

Wallnau said Trump’s “faith advisers” told him to make a direct appeal to God.

“Now, we do not know what Donald Trump did on that plane,” said Wallnau. “but I can almost prophesy, in his state of mind by himself on the plane looking at the problem he had, I believe he closed his eyes, read that, and in his own way humbled himself and asked God for help. Boom! Within 24 hours the campaign pivoted, he made two critical decisions and it’s been competitive ever since.”

http://bizstandardnews.com/2016/10/01/pat-robertson-attributes-trumps-sniffing-to-the-holy-spirit/

[madaboutharry]

1. He looks like he needs a laxative.

[rbrnmw]

3. he would disappear if you gave him a laxative

[Curtland1015]

20. L.O.L.

[Missn-Hitch]

36. LOL! "Give him (Falwell) an enema and you can bury him in a shoe box."

- The Hitch, on Falwell's death and legacy.

[trof]

40. Ol' Squinchy Face

It's a well known fact that the harder you squinch up your eyes when you pray, the more likely God is to hear you.
Really.
You could look it up.

[Monk06]

46. Pinchin a loaf for god

[rbrnmw]

2. nope it was Coke dude

[lastlib]

29. Holy Spirit comes in a white powder?

Where's the local pusher when I need him??

[rurallib]

34. sounds like a great brand name for coke

[Warren DeMontague]

41. gimme an 8 ball of holy spirit, G

[MyOwnPeace]

4. He's right!!!!

EVEN the Holy Spirit wants nothing to do with him!

[GWC58]

5. Okay! I'm speechless! Truly bizarre, as well as

CREEPY!!

[unblock]

6. Like a bat of hell!

[Democat]

7. Or satan?

Why the holy spirit?

[Island Blue]

8. Just last week my 78 year old mother

was asking if Evil Uncle Chuckles had said anything crazy lately regarding the election - I'll have to tell her about this.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

9. Donald J tRump recommends sex "tapes" for Pat Robertson. Red states have highest rates of porn use.

[Missn-Hitch]

37. LOL! I have been asking (on facebook) if anyone has seen the PORN tape

THEIR nominee recommended watching. I forgot to mention he makes a cameo.

[Binkie The Clown]

10. Or demonic possession.

Some poor demon desperately trying to escape being imprisoned in such a deplorable place.

[asiliveandbreathe]

11. I know not to put all the bad apples in one basket - but,

you wonder why people are turning away from the church...this guy made millions off the backs of people in need of support - emotional support - afa I am concerned, this nutbag has been a nutbag for years...he still pops up at election time - or disaster time - don - sniffles -quick - write a check -

[SharonClark]

45. LOL - my thoughts exactly.

[Madam45for2923]

13. Batshit Crazy! What a joke! Racism is a-OK with him I guess!

[book_worm]

14. People still believe this con mans act?

[Third Doctor]

15. This guy needs to be looked after.

[Maeve]

16. Or maybe it was the devil

Sheesh...the only reason that guy is still alive is that neither heaven nor hell want him.

[Emilybemily]

17. So the Holy Spirit is made of snot?

That's not very biblical of you, Pat.

[relayerbob]

18. Barfing Trump up more likely

Like a giant hair ball

[mnhtnbb]

19. OMG. That is hilarious!

[exboyfil]

21. Is this a parody site?

I honestly can't tell anymore.

[saltpoint]

22. "Some people bark like dogs" when the holy spirit

comes out of them?

I'd almost prefer that Trump bark like a dog, then.

Actually, I'd rather just have a dog that barked. Hold the racist Republican candidate.

[yellowcanine]

23. Is bizstandardnews a parody site?

I mean it does sound like something Robertson might say but still.

[saltpoint]

24. The holy spirit notwithstanding, I think Pat

could use a fashion tip or two.

[TexasProgresive]

25. UHHH, Pat, I think it's we receive the Holy Spirit.

[C_U_L8R]

26. Like an eightball of holy spirit

Sniff sniff

[mythology]

27. Please mark this as satire.

From their about page:

The Business Standard News is a satirical site designed to parody the 24-hour news cycle. The stories are outlandish, but reality is so strange nowadays they could be true.

http://bizstandardnews.com/about/

I don't know why people are so eager to believe things like this.

[Rex]

32. 'I don't know why people are so eager to believe things like this.'

Joking right?

[Missn-Hitch]

38. Umm, what?

It's not even good satire because it sounds like something he would say.

He did say yoga could lead to demonic possession or something like that.

[mountain grammy]

28. So Pat Robertson, what do you think

a new cabinet post, Secretary of Christian Security?

[sinkingfeeling]

30. It was something coming out of him alright.

[Mme. Defarge]

31. Where's a good exorcist

when you really need one?

[sarcasmo]

33. Batshit

How is this man still alive?

[Missn-Hitch]

39. He does have Gawd and apparently a line of protein shakes.

[SummerSnow]

35. No that was the left over snot from his exorcism.

[Ilsa]

42. He looks like he knows he's going to cut a really nasty one.

I don't think that's the Holy Spirit, either.

[lastlib]

43. That turd's gonna clog the toilet for sure!!

If only shit-nuggets were diamonds!

[Blue Idaho]

44. More like Columbian dancing powder

Entering his nose...

[lillypaddle]

47. That's the ticket

it was the Holy Ghost for sure!

[JHB]

48. So Pat's saying the Holy Spirit is.... mucus?

Whew! O-KAY.

[Maru Kitteh]

49. That would be the holy spirit fleeing for it's life, I think, Pat

Yeah, I would start there.