Alex Jones posts a topless picture of himself riding a horse — and the internet can’t stop laughing

[DonViejo]

Some things are best left to the imagination — although if you’ve ever imagined a topless Alex Jones riding on a horse, you have big issues already.

The infamous InfoWars conspiracy theorist thought it would be a good idea to do his best Vladimir Putin impersonation this week by posting a photo of himself riding around on a horse without a shirt on.

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Alex Jones ✔
@RealAlexJones

There's a war on for your mind and http://Infowars.com is the 21st century cavalry!

2:17 PM - 4 Oct 2016
420 Retweets 518 likes

As you can imagine, the reaction from the rest of Twitter was fast and snarky. Below we’ve posted some of the best reactions.

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[Panich52]

1. Another Putin bromancer & Trumplodyte?

[rbrnmw]

2. LOL

[Siwsan]

3. Poor Horse!!

[Buzz Clik]

4. take ... picture ... can't .... breathe....

Dude has his gut sucked in so hard, it's a wonder he can fake a smile.

[Hortensis]

5. Oh, no! Thanks very much for sharing, DonViejo.

[malchickiwick]

7. Um... thanks? Now, how does one clean vomit from one's keyboard?? (n/t)

[JTFrog]

15. I need it scrubbed from my brain!

[Maru Kitteh]

8. And immediately a new movement began. SAVE THE HORSES.

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

9. Gross...

that.is.all

[Doctor Jack]

10. Really straining to suck in the gut

He looks like he is about to pass out.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

11. I'm calling Poe's Law here.

Is he intentionally attempting to poke fun at himself, or is he is serious yet so blind to the pathetic reality?

[riversedge]

12. pity the horse with that chuck of flabby crap on its back

[Brother Buzz]

13. Manly men do it bareback

and hire a professional photographer

[JTFrog]

14. "This picture is a war on my mind"...

Alex Jones ✔@RealAlexJones
There's a war on for your mind and http://Infowarscom is the 21st century cavalry! pic.twitter.com/O90PwBzwA2


Rj McReady @RjMacready5
@RealAlexJones This picture is a war on my mind
11:48 AM - 4 Oct 2016

[greyl]

16. What hump? nt

[Monk06]

17. Putin Spooner

[arthritisR_US]

18. He needs a bra...nt

[truthisfreedom]

19. Alex to photographer: "Can I get down yet?" Horse to everyone: "Can he get down NOW?"

[truthisfreedom]

20. What is that strained look on his face?

[TexasBushwhacker]

21. Suck that gut in Alex! n/t

[LisaL]

22. He is no Putin.

That's for sure.