How do you acid wash or bleach an email?

[uppityperson]

[elehhhhna]

1. Pour acid and bleach into the cyber

[Ken Burch]

3. But you have to pour them in ALL of the "tubes". n/t.

[fleabiscuit]

18. TUBES!

[spooky3]

4. Yeah--just like your 80s jeans

[uppityperson]

7. That's what I thought, it was made up blather. Thanks

[awake]

2. With a cloth

[Glamrock]

5. Well, you twist it up,

you get some rubber bands and you..... Wait, that's tie dye.

I'm not sure, but I hear it's very expensive, very expensive.

[JHB]

6. With the cybers, of course!

Ya just squeeze them through those tubes.

[Buzz Clik]

8. maybe Trump had his mind on acid washed jeans...

[greatauntoftriplets]

9. Only in Trumpworld.

The triplets' father does a great mockery of Trump.

[uppityperson]

12. I heard it is an expensive process

[greatauntoftriplets]

14. Only the very few can afford it!

The real question is, why didn't he acid wash the Billy Bush tape.

[athena]

10. First you print it out.

Then you soak it in a 50-50 bleach and water solution for 10 hours. Then you put it through the rinse cycle, and then hang it out to dry on a sunny day. Make sure you use proper wooden clothespins to hang the e-mails; otherwise it won't work.

[sarcasmo]

11. Guess I need to watch The Matrix again.

[Coyotl]

13. It is a method of deleting emails popular in alternate realities like Trump's.

You just can't win with these wingnuts, if you don't wipe it clean you risk national security, if you do wipe it clean you are guilty of hiding something. However, like with most things, they don't know shit.

[bTrump, Pence ‘Acid Wash’ Facts]

..... Trump is wrong on two counts: The software used to delete Clinton’s emails is free, and no chemicals were used.

His campaign told us Trump didn’t literally mean that Clinton “acid washed” her emails. It said that he was using a play on words, referring to Clinton’s joke a year ago about “wiping” her server with a cloth.

Sorry, we don’t get the play on words, which was not clear in any of Trump’s remarks. Let’s look at the facts.

The FBI said that Platte River Networks, which set up and maintained Clinton’s server, used an open-source software program called BleachBit.

BleachBit debunks Trump’s claims on its FAQ page: “BleachBit is not ‘very expensive software.’ Actually, it is completely free of charge for everyone in all situations.” It also says, “BleachBit is neither a chemical nor a physical device. BleachBit is an anti-forensics software application.” .....

[Hekate]

15. First you get a good grip on Donald's hair, then you pour the solution in his ear

Jeez, what a freak.

[HackyuAuthor]

16. My ten year old son

You get advice from
A four hundred pound hacker
Sitting on a bed.

[spooky3]

17. Welcome to DU!