Breaking: CRITICAL campaign documents unearthed from WIKILEAKS

[brooklynite]

[ProudProgressiveNow]

1. LOL

[MANative]

2. And Mr. Podesta is exactly right!

The slow add is the key to success!

[Lucinda]

3. OMG!

[lewebley3]

69. The Russians are doctoring the hacked emails!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. "Risotto" actually is code for ISIS.

"Liquid" means emailed classified national security information from the Clinton email server.

"Creamy consistency" means an Islamo-communist-illuminati power cabal.

Clearly she wanted to give ISIS classified information, but not all at once to avoid suspicion. Duh!

[mjvpi]

45. Exactly my thoughts!

The absurd part of data mining everyone's email for national security, is the actual critical intelligence will look just like this email.

[OilemFirchen]

5. CALL CONGRESS

RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

[Charles Bukowski]

6. You should also stir the rice frequently to promote even cooking.

[fierywoman]

59. also stir frequently to encourage the starch in the rice to join the "fondo" (flavorings + liquid)

[boston bean]

7. Operation Rissoto!

[pinboy3niner]

8. Well, that settles it...

Lock her up!

[leftofcool]

10. LOL!

[chillfactor]

9. that is hilarious.......

[frazzled]

11. This is a campaign ender!

Risotto advice that may have been hacked by the Ji-neeeez!

[jberryhill]

12. God damn it! Now the cat's out of the bag

If the GOP learns the secret of creamy risotto, we are doomed.

[still_one]

13. OH MY GOSH!!! Did the Russians get hold of this?

[Warren DeMontague]

14. Well Risotto is obviously code for "Benghazi", duh.

[ehrnst]

64. Yes - it is real.

http://www.epicurious.com/expert-advice/john-podesta-risotto-tips-article

[zonkers]

16. Actually, I open threads like this and get fooled every time.

[kydo]

17. Hell's Kitchen contestants are you reading!?! If not you should be.

Bad risotto has ruined many contestants stay on Hell's Kitchen. Podesta is giving great cooking tips.

If this gets out nobody will ever get served messed up risotto again at home. This is really bad news folks. People will stay home and gorge on risotto. Restaurants will go out of biz. More bad cooks will get further in Hell's Kitchen.

How will the HRC campaign ever recover from the risotto incident? Is this the Oct surprise or is there more? Like how to make Kraft Mac & Cheese prefect every time? Oh the humanity!

[brooklynite]

20. Honestly, I've never understood why HELL'S KITCHEN contestants don't learn this in advance

Risotto (and Beef Wellington) are ALWAYS on the menu; they should be practicing as soon as they apply for the show.

[kydo]

53. Well, its probably because they don't receive emails from Podesta

See one more reason to vote Dem. Way more practical advice in their wekikileaksussr leaked emails then the gropers. Their leaked stuff only tells you how to get arrested for lewd behavior, or sexual assault.

[LynneSin]

43. That's the 'Top Chef' foil too

Love Top Chef!

[IronLionZion]

52. Liberals be always killing jobs

muahahahaha!

[Maven]

18. RISOTTOGHAAAAAZI! nt

[Ilsa]

19. OMG. That's going to cause Hillary to crap her pantsuit!

Why? Why? Why? Arrrrrrrrggggghhhh!!!!!

[unblock]

22. this should be classified!!!1! an army travels on its stomach, quit giving maneuvers away!!!1!!!111

[anneboleyn]

23. OMG HE USED "IT'S" INSTEAD OF "ITS"

Trump is right! They are sending secret codes to each other!!! Oh noooeeeeessss!

Lmfao. How many days do we have left until the Cheeto is off our teevees and the Internet every single day?! His meltdown when he finds that nobody is interested in him anymore after the election will be beautiful.

[joshcryer]

24. Ahahaha

[AllyCat]

25. Hah!!

[JoePhilly]

26. She's cooked now!!!!

[tanyev]

29. It will certainly get the voters stirred up.

[NastyRiffraff]

42. A slow trickle n/t

[Thinkingabout]

27. I knew this was going to happen, the Russian hackers finally delivered.

[Lucky Luciano]

28. Benghazi!!!!!!!111!!!1

[ffr]

30. STOP THE PRESSES! Call Brietbart!

Or however you spell that kook's name!

[4lbs]

31. Uh oh. Just like "The French Connection", this will go down in history as

"The Italian Connection"

Oh Noes!!!!111!!1!!11!!111!!!!

[forest444]

36. Cierto!

I bet you that if any emails to Silvio Berlusconi were to pop up with Trump's name on it, they wouldn't exactly be about the virtues of arborio rice.

[forest444]

33. If its called 'risotto' it's GOTTA be good!

Mamma mia!

[world wide wally]

34. Lock her up!

(?)

[oasis]

35. Trump surrogate, Boorish Epstyn, call this the "game changer ".

[Cracklin Charlie]

37. I love risotto!

[DesertRat]

38. k&r

[bucolic_frolic]

39. Surely Donald will sic his codebreakers on it

Every word means something else ... because ... something's going on

[Achilleaze]

40. RisottoGate. Just wait till Hannity & O'Reilly get their teeth into this

The Republican propaganda poodles will have a feast.

[LynneSin]

41. I've watched enough 'Top Chef' to know that Risotto separates the winners from the losers

[packman]

44. Yes, add stock slowly

and only stir in one direction with a wooden spoon carved from oak grown on the south side of Mt. Baldy

Risotto is an art form, not for the timid.



And Mr. Podesta "it's" = "it is" or "it has" - you are using it incorrectly


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[brooklynite]

47. Well, you probably want to stir to the "left"...

[packman]

51. Always, my good man - always

[BlancheSplanchnik]

66. Sinister!

[LisaM]

46. OMG!

John Podesta used "it's" wrong - twice!!!!

[LisaL]

48. Congress needs another hearing right now!

[Xipe Totec]

49. His rice is cooked now. nt

[MineralMan]

50. That's all coded, of course, you know...

They're really talking about Trump.

[NNadir]

54. You mean Whitewater is nothing more than steaming rice? (Who's old enough to...

...remember Whitewater and "Hillary killed Vince Foster."

Thinking how long these assholes have been at this, it's just wonderful she'll be President.

[radical noodle]

61. I am!

I admired her from the first day I saw her.

[IronLionZion]

55. Since Peter Huffman still uses Yahoo, the NSA has got his emails anyway

But damn, giving away important risotto secrets is a capital offense! Believe me, we do NOT want the Russians to know how to make good risotto.

[greatauntoftriplets]

56. Shocking!!!111

What is this with good Americans advocating Italian food??? What's next, Chinese? Isn't plain old American food good enough for these elitists????????

[brooklynite]

57. In fairness, the BEST risotto comes from the TRUMP GRILL...

[greatauntoftriplets]

58. Trumpy eats it every Columbus Day!

[ThoughtCriminal]

60. Thank Gawd! I though it was going to be Plan X

Instead it was the diversionary plan.

[nikto]

62. What, no arugula?

[Lunabell]

63. OMG, Risottto is so overrated.

It is good, but not that good.

[LAS14]

65. This is obviously in code.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

67. Who's this Peter Huffman guy?

Petr Huffstoymanskya, probably.

[Coyotl]

68. That does it, extreme vetting for all Italian immigrants.

[whopis01]

70. code words: rice=terrorist & starch=cell members & risotto=waterboarding

When making risotto pour the water over the rice a little at a time makes it give up its starch.

Translates to

When waterboarding the water over the terrorist a little at a time makes him give up his cell members.

[SpankMe]

71. Great. Now we have to start fighting against the risotto scandal. n/t