Say something nice about Rush Limbaugh

[Always Randy]

He's got the nicest breasts in the business.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. It is nice

that his business plan is collapsing.

[Myrina]

2. He was someone's child once.

n/t

[PoliticalBiker]

27. Actually...

... I think he was hatched.

[Vincardog]

131. He is costing the hate mac chine real money and exposing them for what they are

[GoneOffShore]

3. He doesn't eat kittens - as far as I know. n/t

[liberal N proud]

4. I can't

[elfin]

5. He doesn't drool on camera. Eom

[CuriousAboutPolls]

101. Except when he does.

Enough said.

[Fresh_Start]

6. he's not the president

or an elected official of any type.

[TlalocW]

7. He exhales carbon dioxide

Which is needed by plants to produce oxygen.

TlalocW

[Third Doctor]

8. "crickets"

[Blue State Bandit]

9. He keep Oxys out of the hands of children...

by eating them all.

Seriously, last time I was in Florida, I was pulled over twice... for no apparent reason. It wasn't until I spoke with a friend at Tampa PD that the reason was my out-of-state plates. It has become routine in FL to pull cars w/ o-o-s plates that they see multiple times to check them for doctor shopping.

Thanks Limpdick!

[jberryhill]

10. He lives far away from me

[Ken Burch]

75. "Rabbi, is there a blessing for the Rush?" "A blessing for the Rush? certainly my son..."

(Rabbi sings)"May G-d bless and keep the Rush...far away from us."

(Hey, how many "Fiddler on the Roof" references do you get to work in these days?)

[AnnaLee]

11. He's got quintessential

butt pimples.

[sadbear]

12. He makes idiots easier to identify.

[Recursion]

13. Good voice and diction

I'll give him that.

[11 Bravo]

14. He sometimes remembers to wipe his ass after he takes a shit.

[Control-Z]

17. And you know that

how, Bravo??

[11 Bravo]

55. I actually stood behind him at DCA several years ago.

We had just exited the rest room, and he had no discernible stains on the rear of his trousers. So I guessed.

[Ken Burch]

83. That should be the title of his autobiography..."No Discernable Stains".

He could have it translated into Latin and turned into the EIB coat of arms.

[PsychProfessor]

15. makes a great paper weight.

[lunatica]

16. I would love it if he went away forever.

[Speck Tater]

18. It's easy to ignore him. nt

[Graybeard]

19. For a fat guy you don't sweat much.

Apologies and thanks for that line to Jackie Vernon.

He was a very funny comedian who once wanted to say something nice to the girl he was dancing with.

[mahina]

20. He contributed to the wingers' decline

with his hate, and that's nice.

[TheCowsCameHome]

21. It's nice that he makes turds seem like lilacs.

[rock]

22. He doesn't stink near as bad

since he learned to wipe his ass after defecating.

[rateyes]

23. He is a piece of shit.

Nicest thing I could think to say about him.

[Drale]

24. He's not nearly as crazy as this women

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1251&pid=251223

[benld74]

25. ' '

[DFW]

26. Like the Genie asked about the bridge from California to Hawai'i

Do you want that two lanes or four?

[oswaldactedalone]

28. He has an IQ

above 50

[Dubster]

31. Spam deleted by gkhouston (MIR Team)

[Rambis]

29. Rush can power the world

be it natural gas or wind energy there is an endless supply!

[Summer Hathaway]

30. Someday he'll die

and I'll go to his funeral in a red dress.

[rivegauche]

58. LOL! Best answer.

[hrmjustin]

77. Great answer.

[oswaldactedalone]

32. He is listed in Who's Who

as What's That?

[louis-t]

33. He once said something nice about Barack Obama.

He said the president has a "nice voice". He might have said "great" but I can't remember.

[oswaldactedalone]

34. He's so smart

that he doesn't trust his dog to watch his food.

[intaglio]

35. 2 nice things

He's not Glen Beck

or David Icke

[Squinch]

36. His words have caused untold thousands to vote for Democrats.

[Gruenemann]

37. He has som cool relatives

http://www.salon.com/2009/04/01/rush_limbaugh_2/

[underpants]

82. He helped immensely to make and keep Claire McCaskill a Senator

[jonthebru]

38. At the time, way back when...

he really helped resurrect AM radio. It didn't turn out very well for the United States, but he did have a big part in it.

[Shae]

39. He has plenty of room for improvement.

[ailsagirl]

40. He has a seemingly endless assortment of tee-shirts

Wait. That's not 'nice.'

This is harder than I thought.

I'll hafta get back to ya

[madrchsod]

41. ?

[graham4anything]

42. He did something no one else did-radio wise. We don't like his views, but everyone told him he would

fail and as we know, this consumate entertainer makes 50million a year or so.

And if it were opposite times when he started, I betcha he would have been a liberal.

He failed at something like 12 other rock dj jobs.

He does deserve that.

[SoapBox]

43. "Say something nice about Rush Limbaugh"

Uhhhh, again...why????

[goclark]

44. Go Away

[OneGrassRoot]

134. ...

[gordianot]

45. To the best of our knowledge he personally is not a mass murderer.

[Freddie]

46. He looks well-fed

[JHB]

47. His scorpion loves him.

[Squinch]

48. and seeks to emulate him.

[xfundy]

49. He "accepted responsibility" for Mittens' loss.

As if the old blow-hole had the influence he claims.

[world wide wally]

50. My Mother said not to say anything at all

[PlanetBev]

51. It is nice to know

that I will never have sex with him.

[Pryderi]

52. n/t

[Frustratedlady]

53. Can I get back to you in 10 years of so?

Maybe he'll be retired by then and I can say that is good!

Until then, don't expect a reply. Just sayin'.

[SouthernDonkey]

54. Even though nothing but shit comes out of his mouth...

his breath smells slightly better?!?!

[MzShellG]

56. He gives me good midday comic relief while at work.....

Hey the guys a joke. Only sheeple would take him seriously. Lmao!

[rivegauche]

57. Um.... nope, I got nothing. nt

[SunnyBaudelaire]

59. Why is he dead? NT

[relayerbob]

60. Enjoy Costa Rica

or anywhere else stupid enough to take you

[mzmolly]

61. It's nice he found so many women, who were willing

to marry his putrid ass.

Does that count?

[BlueDemKev]

62. Sure...

...isn't it nice that he has more years behind him than he does in front of him?

[fightthegoodfightnow]

63. He Helps Elect Democratic Candidates With His Self Apparent Lies

.

[2on2u]

64. He makes a slug look attractive. n/t

[Douglas Carpenter]

65. from salon.com: Rusty and me By Julie Limbaugh

this was an interesting article from about two years back

I find myself in Rush Limbaugh’s library standing next to a leather couch upon which Ann Coulter is perched. The room is festive — crowded with relatives, wineglasses, cigar smoke and loud conversation. I am glaring silently at my mom from across the room with my arms crossed in the “unapproachable way” I know she hates. Mom says I have to introduce myself to Ann because everyone else in the family has met her, Thanksgiving vacation is almost over, she is Rush’s guest, and I am being childish and rude. I have never spoken with Ann or read any of her books, but based on her public persona, I have decided that she is someone I hate. I feel fine about this — happy about this — why would I want to talk to her?

And suddenly I realize that I have become the person I can’t stand.

You see, I’m judging her based on her public persona before ever meeting her. And if we talk, and I actually like her, which I might — that will mean she’s become one more person I have to admit I like even though I’m not supposed to.

From third grade on, I have been asked, “Are you related to Rush Limbaugh?” My teachers’ whispered questions about the man on the radio made me feel important, even though my 8-year-old comrades had no idea who he was, since he didn’t appear on the Disney Channel or in ABC’s Friday-night sitcom lineup. During those years, I didn’t know who he was either. I knew Cousin Rusty kicked a football pretty well and always brought Cuban cigars to family gatherings. Sometimes he would get Aunt Patty to smoke one and my cousins and I would laugh at her coughing as we watched from the neighbor’s trampoline. I was proud of him like I was proud of my brother, who’s older than your brother and can beat your brother up.
It was pretty hit-and-miss but clear-cut all the same. People either didn’t know who he was or didn’t care or loved him or hated him. There was no like in the equation. If they had an opinion about him, once they learned of our connection, they offered that opinion.

“Really?! Well, this is what I think of him …”

http://www.salon.com/2009/04/01/rush_limbaugh_2/

[creeksneakers2]

68. The ticket agent

who wouldn't book a flight for her should have been fired.

[LVdem]

66. It's nice...

that I don't have to listen to him.

[larocks4552s]

67. Something nice? Uh...

He's not as bad as Hitler?

[ancianita]

69. Being the butt of jokes is one way to be popular.

Collective snark/sarcasm here is moving past funny and spilling over into 'popular kid' territory.

[brokechris]

70. for a while, he did really well

on his diet.

Hey--does anyone know what diet he did? It really worked marvels for him (for a while)

[Sophiegirl]

71. He makes me look forward to...

....cleaning the catbox.

[BowlLikeAChicken]

72. Rush

wasn't the one clogging up my toilet, although I had to look really, really close to tell the difference.

[TuxedoKat]

73. He likes cats

I can give him a little slack for that.

[Ken Burch]

74. Rush hasn't molested a chihuahua puppy THIS week...that I know of...

(that's all I got.)

[arcane1]

76. He is mortal, as are we all n/t

[bodudedem2959_lib]

78. he's not in the white house

Thank heavens

[cherish44]

79. He exhales carbon dioxide which is needed by plants

[Tribetime]

80. he helps with viagra and oxy sales

[DUgosh]

81. He likes donuts

[zazen]

84. ultimately, he'll become a generous helping of compost,

so it was gracious of him to bulk up like that. We mustn't forget all of the little critters who work so hard to keep the cycle of life going.

[Still Sensible]

85. Good luck with that

I guess the best thing I can say is that his shit is beginning to be ineffective. That's good.

[ProudProgressiveNow]

86. He's not Glen Beck....

or Shawn Hannity...

[ceeRoy]

87. He

Likes vacationing in Latin countries for some reason...

[Iggo]

88. He's a fuckface.

Shit.

I failed.

[catbyte]

89. I just threw up a little in my mouth, ewww

[tarheelsunc]

90. He's persistent.

[Aristus]

91. He's mortal...

[abelenkpe]

92. I'll be overjoyed

When he retires?

[Change has come]

93. He has retained the ability to walk.

[amuse bouche]

94. It's nice that

I don't listen to him and it's nice that I hope he croaks very soon and it's nice that he never reproduced. (he didn't..did he? )

[womanofthehills]

95. it's nice

that he worked at his dad's radio station in high school because he had no friends
(told to me by someone who went to high school with him)

[mzteaze]

96. Say something nice huh?

He will never be an elected official and/or policy maker.

[mac56]

97. He is very good at

being a bad example.

[LeftInTX]

98. He's not on TV

He looks like he might have a heart attack soon.

[Zoeisright]

99. He'll die someday.

[Tom Ripley]

100. He doesn't molest young women.

[brewens]

102. The way that puke looks with a cigar is an anti-smoking campaign in itself! n/t

[Kurovski]

103. He stopped designing ties.

He knows how to use the language, is quick, nimble and smart.

I think I'm gonna puke...

[diane in sf]

104. He'll likely be dead in the next 30 years.

[TexasBushwhacker]

105. He keeps cigar makers in business

[doc03]

106. He makes a big festering pile of maggot infested roadkill look good n/t

[appleannie1]

107. He tickles my gag reflex.

[kevinmc]

108. He will make a great corpse n/t

[sigmasix]

109. fat enough to stop a bullet

He's still fat enough to stop a bullet- maybe he could be used by the secret service as some sort of experimental bullet proof ball of goo, to be deployed at all of the POTUS events, in the hope that he will absorb any lead projectile-launched attempts on POTUS's life. I can think of no better ending for Limbaugh than going out by taking a bullet for two-term president of the United States of America Obama. Somehow the world would seem healed afterward.

[nycgiants9944]

110. Uh, no thank you

There's nothing nice about that pathetic man

[hrmjustin]

120. Welcome to DU!

[jimmy the one]

111. He's not a perfect A**hole (has a pilonidal cyst)

His pilonidal cyst kept him out of military duty (funny, mine didn't keep me out);

.. a pilonidal cyst is a cyst at the top of the crack (well, edit if you must but keep the title in, pleeeeeeze?)
.. a pilonidal cyst bleeds on occasion & is problematic if it gets infected, but mine's never been much a bother, I can walk, run, sit, squat, just like normal people!
In fact, people never even suspect when I go out & about. I'm beginning to suspect they only know I have one when I say things like 'did you know I have a pilonidal cyst?'.

So there, I did come up with something nice to say about rush limbaugh, he's NOT a perfect a**hole, just an imperfect one.

[JNelson6563]

112. He'll die someday.

[Coyotl]

113. Karl Rove has the best political cartoons

Sincerely Karl, yours are the best. Hugs ... xoxoxxo

Karl Rove Toon Roundup
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021855309

[Tommy_Carcetti]

114. His voice sounds like a Muppet.

I like the Muppets. They're funny.

Then again, his voice also sounds like the main character from "ALF." Never did much care for that show.

So....um....nevermind.

[demwing]

115. He's got the perfect appearance

for radio

[yellowcanine]

116. Why? My Mom said not to say anything if I can't say something nice.

So I won't be saying anything.

[COLGATE4]

117. He doesn't blow dead bears... (usually)

[Jennicut]

118. In about 35 years, he will be dead. Hopefully sooner.

That is about all I got.

[Larry in KC]

119. He's a fat bastard.

[RomneyLies]

121. It's nice that I never listen to the drug addled gasbag nt

[budkin]

122. He does a great impression of a colon expelling flatulence!

[apnu]

123. He converts oxygen so trees can breathe?

That's about all I got, and I might be wrong about the oxygen conversion.

[Whiskeytide]

124. Say something nice about Rush Limbaugh again....

...Say something nice about Rush Limbaugh again. I dare ya'. I double dare ya', you mutherfucker. Say something nice about Rush Limbaugh one more goddamn time.

Jules.

[x2 vancouverite]

125. Uh................

No. Sorry.

[Scootaloo]

126. He is a positive role model for bitchy, gouty old white dudes

[Democratopia]

127. He should be given a medal

For helping to elect Democrats. No other foul-mouth oaf could do it better.

[Kalidurga]

128. He makes a good target...

Whenever I want to talk about the stupidity of RWers, Rush is there providing many a good example of RW stupidity.

[MrSlayer]

129. He's good at his job.

Next to Howard Stern he might be the most successful radio personality ever.

He's a dick but he's good at it.

[deacon2]

130. Rush is my favorite Oxy Moron

all rights reserved

[SoFlaJet]

132. My buddy worked for him as his chef

and one day he told him that he hated his car so he bought him a brand new one...True story

[Rhiannon12866]

133. He always cleans his plate...