I just learned that Donald Trump won the debate!

[Kablooie]

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
The results are in on the final debate and it is almost unanimous, I WON! Thank you, these are very exciting times.
10:34 AM - 21 Oct 2016

[Madam45for2923]

1. How can anyone take this buffoon seriously!

[Happyhippychick]

2. So according to his Donald J Trump poll, he won. It's almost unanimous!

[joeybee12]

3. CON-way said he gave a masterful performance

In what alternate universe?

[sharp_stick]

4. Of course he did.

It was almost unanimous except for those losers and their "scientific" polls... Just so low energy.

[Motley13]

5. He got the deplorable vote, online, meaningless, in his own mind, - dangerous place

[pinboy3niner]

6. Hillary tweeted back, lol:

Posted by bigtree in GD:

Hillary dings Donald's dinner remarks
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028244828

[Lucinda]

16. So perfect!

[Hoyt]

7. This photo right after the debate sure looks like Trump and his family thought he won.

[ailsagirl]

14. They look like they're at a funeral

Which I guess they are, in a sense

[tblue37]

17. Tiffany doesn't seem to mind her dad's smackdown. nt

[ailsagirl]

18. This is true

I'm still not familiar with all their names-- Tiffany is his daughter with Marla?

[tblue37]

19. Yep. nt

[meadowlark5]

8. People are saying, many people are saying

so it must be true.

[rurallib]

9. Moscow Tribune? St. Petersburg Times?

where does Trump get his info?

[jberryhill]

10. Wow. He's 3 for 3! And it was rigged against him too!

This will help him bigly!!!!

Believe me.

[Blue Idaho]

11. Donny couldn't win an ass kicking contest with a one legged man.

He is nothing but a buffoon with a bank account.

[ProudProgressiveNow]

12. Billboard for a Phoenix restaurant.

"In my humble opinion, Durant's is the finest eating and drinking establishment in the world." --Jack Durant

[ailsagirl]

13. Oh dear

[mjjoe]

15. When it's obvious you don't believe your own spin

v

[Johnny2X2X]

20. Literally zero polls showed he won any of them

About 18 actual real polls have been taken and not a one showed Trump winning any of the debates.