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Jarqui

(10,123 posts)
Tue Nov 1, 2016, 01:09 PM Nov 2016

Post Tortoise

A resident in my mother's retirement home sent this to my sister:

While stitching a cut on the hand of an ageing farmer, the doctor struck up a conversation with his patient. Needless to say, eventually the topic got around to Donald Trump ... and his role as the Republican Nominee for President.

The farmer said, " Well, as I see it, Donald Trump is like a 'Post Tortoise'.''

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post tortoise' was. His patient replied, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's a post tortoise."

He saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of nitwit put him up there in the first place.


I think it's an older political joke that has been recirculated with Trump added but it worked for me ..

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Post Tortoise (Original Post) Jarqui Nov 2016 OP
It's an old country meme... Wounded Bear Nov 2016 #1
;) PunkinPi Nov 2016 #2
Lol! demmiblue Nov 2016 #3
Was gonna say: 'Shop him onto a turtle, atop Trump Tower. n/t Orsino Nov 2016 #4
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