Wo! Donald's morphed from orange and blond to fuchsia and metallic gold.

[LAS14]

Just saw him at some rally today. It's more startling than the orange! Wish I had a link.

[sunonmars]

1. you'd think he could afford a proper make up artist

Nah, he's too cheap for that.

[Hekate]

2. Services he can afford but for some reason won't use: wig stylist, tailor, makeup artist,...

....psychiatrist, nutritionist.

He lives inside a gold-plated bubble where he is perfection itself.

[CentralMass]

3. It kind of looks like it is airbrushed makeup.

[stamp the rooster]

5. Trump Face

It is a spray tan. He gets the raccoon look from the tiny goggles covering his eyes. I don't believe he wears a shower cap because his "hair" is spray tan orange too. You can really tell after a new paint job because the contrast between the eye hole and the rest of him is stark.