The National Enquirer online poll shows Trump - 68% and Clinton - 32%. Should I worry?

[TexasTowelie]

[mucifer]

2. Seriously an online poll? It's just a bunch of idiots voting a lot of times.

[still_one]

3. Was that based on a sampling of the FBI?

[onecent]

4. NO you should not worry yourself with that newspaper!!!!

[jcgoldie]

5. I am hoping this is...

[KittyWampus]

6. lolz. Great way to lampoon the orange blivet

[shenmue]

7. It's the Enquirer

[Maeve]

8. Ok, that's the tabloid that said Hillary was up to 300 pounds this summer, right?

Only the old World Weekly News was worse for out and out lies.....so who do you suppose votes in their polls?

[dalton99]

19. Today: "Hillary Clinton Hooked On Narcotics. ENQUIRER Exposes The Candidate's Deadly Diet Of Drugs!"

[Lochloosa]

20. She's NOT!

I'm cancelling my subscription!

[regnaD kciN]

27. And the Weekly World News was intended as satire…

…at least in its later years.

[Maeve]

38. We still have one article my son put up on his wall from WWN

"Half of all witch doctors are FAKE!!!!...but the others are REAL!"

[HassleCat]

9. Includes illegal aliens

From Mars, Jupiter, Venus, etc.

[regnaD kciN]

29. I think most of their Trump votes come from Uranus.

[HassleCat]

50. Just a minute there!

Uranus may vote for him, but not mine!

[WillyBrandt]

11. Yes, you should worry. Also, fluoridation is a tool of mind-control. Worry about that too.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

13. I don't know. What does Batboy think?

Seriously "National Enquirer" and "online poll."

I can only hope you're jesting here.

[AgadorSparticus]

14. Yes! Just don't forget the clutching pearls and fainting couch.

P.s. I had one wing nut on my Facebook newsfeed post an online Facebook poll showing how trump is going to win. Lmao!

[Hawaii Hiker]

15. Perhaps it was an Enquirer poll of

Wyoming

[sofa king]

16. I don't think so.

I've spread cake before the sacred chickens, and they indeed ate it. Furthermore, I saw lightning while taking the auspices. Thus, our victory is guaranteed... presuming everyone votes.

[TrekLuver]

17. Everybody knows that he has ties there....they are the wonderful "journalists" who helped fan the

Ted Cruz daddy killed JFK crap..so no not to worry. This is the same "paper" that killed the affair story for Trump and lastly it's THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER. They are just further discrediting themselves if that's possible.

[mcar]

18. Good one, TxT!

[kstewart33]

21. Uh, no.

But that story about aliens from outer space disguised as Clinton supporters was a real winner.

[sinkingfeeling]

22. Haven't you looked at their front pages over the last few months? Every

one screams some falsehood about Hillary.

[Blaukraut]

23. FOX and the Enquirer - the preferred sources of News for Trump's base.

Enquirer readership has doubled since Weekly World News (the batboy paper) has gone dark.

[eShirl]

24. Should anyone be worried about ANY online poll on anything?

No.

[Blue Idaho]

26. Definitely...

Then see if you can find another meaningless POS poll to post here.

[Thinkingabout]

31. You just posted the information I need, if the National Enquirer gave these numbers it will

result in the opposite. Sounds like good numbers for Hillary. On the other hand the NE probably want Trump to win because of the stories they can write about Trump and Hillary will be boring to them.

[beachbum bob]

32. Looks low for trump... considering the audience...

[book_worm]

33. To quote Poppy Bush: "It's tension city"

[TheBlackAdder]

34. They know Trump will win.

.





.

[wisteria]

35. They have to keep on feeding him positive BS.

Let them believe this, and hopefully we take them by surprise and pull the rug right out from under them.

[meow2u3]

37. The Nationalist Enquirer is about as reliable and accurate as....drumroll

Blightbart and Fox Noise!

[whistler162]

39. I would.....

32% of Clintons supporters read the Enquirer rag! Should be a lot lower.

[grantcart]

40. Worry? No go full hog and set your hair on fire.

[VOX]

42. NO!!! Trump is buds w/Enquirer CEO David Pecker...

The Enquirer is thick as thieves with Trump. They recently bought (for $150K) and buried a factual story of a consensual relationship Trump had with a Playboy model Karen MacDougal.

[factfinder_77]

43. change your ip adress and vote as many times you want.

[BlueProgressive]

45. Trump leads 2-1 in the "batshit crazy" demographic.

This can hardly be a surprise, except for the fact that in this sub-group, his lead should be larger!

[madinmaryland]

46. CALL YOUR CONGRESSCRITTER RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

[TexasTowelie]

47. Do you mean this guy?

[madinmaryland]

48. Duckie Man!!

LOL!!

[bdamomma]

49. doesnt trump own this rag

[Buckeye_Democrat]

51. Think about their readers.

It's not surprising when that's considered.

[SidDithers]

53. No...

Sid

[BlueStreak]

54. I assume they are pro-P-grabbing at the Enquirer

[The Wielding Truth]

55. Just vote and make sure your family votes for Hillary. Then you won't have to worry about any poll.

[OnionPatch]

56. So readers of the magazine made especially for idiots

Are supporting Trump? Yawn.

[musicblind]

57. I'm surprised by how many posters don't get sarcasm. n/t

[lapucelle]

58. T'm surprised Trump's percentage is only 68%.

https://www.google.com/search?q=hillary+alien+baby+national+enquirer&safe=active&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiI_dzUtpXQAhXK24MKHeF_Cx8Q_AUICSgC&biw=797&bih=376