An OUTRAGED Bernie Kerik questions Comey's speed reading skills, confirms America's non-stupidity

[Miles Archer]

https://twitter.com/BernardKerik/status/795389573853573122

Bernard B. Kerik Verified account
?@BernardKerik
There are 691,200 seconds in 8 days. FBI Director Comey reviewed 650,000 emails in 8 days? An email per second? Americans aren't stupid!

[lapfog_1]

2. emails are sent between computers

gee, I wonder what else computers might be used for?

I dunno...

[nolabels]

12. I use mine for mathematics sometimes, they make awesome calculators

Sometimes i even get some crazy message like things. Somebody told me that one day they would known as E-mails, but nowadays i try not tell too many people that i have got any of them, they sound too much like cooties

[dhol82]

3. Why is this asshat weighing in?

Must be in support of his great good friend Unser Rudy.

[Justitia]

4. Isn't he in jail?

[still_one]

5. These are f**king imbeciles. The software on very powerful computers are doing it. What idiots

[lapfog_1]

21. very powerful?

my laptop could find all the dups and all of the ones with State Dept or Hillary or even (C) or other Security markings... In like a few hours (and most of that time is me figuring out what we want to filter in / out for human review.

[pkdu]

6. Bernard Bailey Kerik (born September 4, 1955)—known as Bernie Kerik—

Bernard Bailey Kerik (born September 4, 1955)—known as Bernie Kerik—is an American former police officer, consultant and convicted felon


'Nuf said

[pkdu]

8. LOL - from his wiki page - you cant make this shit up...

On November 5, 2009, Kerik pleaded guilty to eight felony tax and false statement charges,[27] and was sentenced to forty-eight months in federal prison and three years supervised release (probation). He surrendered to the U.S. minimum security prison camp in Cumberland, Maryland, on May 17, 2010. He was discharged from federal custody on October 15, 2013, after serving five months home confinement, and his supervised release will conclude in October 2016

[CajunBlazer]

31. He has just recieved his Get Out of Jail Free card

[JaneQPublic]

9. 2 Facts...

1. The FBI uses software that weeds out emails that are dupes with those they've seen already. So the fact that they said today that most were dupes would explain the speed by which they finished the task.

2. The 650,000 figure is the total number of emails on Weiner's computer, including Weiner's own. Those belonging to Huma is a much smaller number.

Oh, wait, a third fact: Bernie Kerik is a horse's ass.

[Best_man23]

11. Not a SysAdmin, but there are E-mail Search Tools besides Outlook Search

These software tools (used by SysAdmins and folks conducting computer forensics) can quickly search through e-mail. If Kerik or other RW hacks think Comey/other agents personally sat down and reviewed 650K e-mails using Mk1 eyeballs, they are even bigger fools than I give them credit for being.

[moonscape]

13. Give the guy a break already!

He isn't up to speed on computers, having gotten rusty while in prison using only an abacus.

[ThoughtCriminal]

16. Kerik calculated the number of seconds in 8 days

by using his fingers and toes! Took him all week.

[TheBlackAdder]

17. IBM has the heuristic algorithms that perform gigabyte file compares in a matter of seconds.

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Strip out unique stamps and spurious irrelevant characters and textual scans are extremely quick and 100% accurate.

Or, you can leave those in there and it will flag the differences, which can be stripped out afterwards.


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[Historic NY]

20. From a Convicted felon.......

[DLCWIdem]

22. Kelley Anne Conway was trying the same thing.

She said something like justice says it goes slowly but they went through the emails fast.
Must be thier new meme.

[Miles Archer]

24. HE DELETED THE TWEET.

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https://twitter.com/BernardKerik/status/795389573853573122

He was getting hammered right and left, pretty much in the spirit of the responses in this thread, and he deleted it. Olbermann tweeted the following, and you can see "This Tweet is unavailable." But KO was replying to the same tweet in my OP:

https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/795402789186916352

Keith OlbermannVerified account
?@KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann Retweeted
Hey, Bernie! How was prison? https://twitter.com/bernardkerik/status/795389573853573122 …
Keith Olbermann added,
This Tweet is unavailable.

[Island Blue]

27. Obviously Comey took an Evelyn Wood speed reading class

in the 1970's. Duh.

[recovering_democrat]

29. Kerik is always happy with any attention paid to him.

He is excited you all are paying attention to him. I refuse to pay any attention to him except to warn you it is a waste of time with his idiotic self.

[Blue Owl]

32. Daaah one... Daaah two... Daaah three...

[LowerManhattanite]

33. The same MOBBED-THE-F*CK-UP Bernard Kerik...

...who ran around NYC with his best buddy Rudy Giuliani like the clowns from “A Night At The Roxbury”, shtupping anyone willing to power-bang for access, AND who had to have his name taken OFF NYC's main downtown jail in the dead of night (put there to honor him by his friend Rudy in '01) because he pled guilty to tax fraud and bribery while corrections department commissioner before a four year jail term?

Him?

LOL.