TELEPHONE CALL TO RICK SANTORUM
Ricky Ricky Ricky...it's not as bad as they say it is. Hey look...people love you man. Not everyone knows that you have a sick little girl that you've been neglecting. Lots of people have never heard of Bella at all.
Where will all of the devout evangelicals turn? Who will lead the righteous out of the gaping maw of iniquity and hedonism? How will the nation survive?
You, Rick Santorum, are the anointed one. God speaks directly to you...right? I mean he was there at the kitchen table with you and that woman who used to live with the abortion doctor right? Isn't that how it goes? One person can't get God to show up but wherever two or more of you are gathered to decide how to run the country and it's officially a seance right?
Romney is just like Obama...what are you saying by handing him the nomination? Come on dude...some of those Red Staters really want you to stay in it. Maybe you can do a third party candidacy! Ever think of that?
The Tea Party gladly nominates Rick Santorum...has a nice ring to it huh?
Hello? Hello Rick?
I think he hung up.