Funniest Stephen Colbert Quotes Ever (in honor of his birthday)

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1. One of my personal favorites was from when he did "This Week In God" on the Daily Show

"That's it for this week in God, but before we go let's check last week's collection plates! The Catholics were number one, no surprise there. Followed by the Baptists and the Methodists. Ooh, Scientology, I'll just check Variety (text on screen: "10% of 100% of adjusted gross domestic box office - undisclosed amount), and finally Jews For Jesus - Buptkiss! But can you really put a price on offending two major religions at once?"

[winter is coming]

2. Jews for Jesus!

I use to live near a synagogue and every single weekend, there'd be some obsessed-looking yahoo standing on the median with a homemade sign, trying to convert my Jewish neighbors.