Louie Gohmert says if you don't believe in Jeebus you are going to hell.

[yellowcanine]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/11/louie-gohmert-tells-congress-the-good-news-that-non-christians-are-going-to-hell/

1) Apparently he doesn't realize that he does not get to preach on the public dime according to that thing known as the Constitution.

2) I guess he hasn't heard the "Good News" about the Giant Spaghetti Monster. Someone should enlighten him.

[ck4829]

1. How to tell if you're in Heaven

1. Check to see if place is full of people like Louie Gohmert
2. If it is, then you are not in Heaven

"One party, one church", this is the kind of thing they are running toward, and these things never end well.

[amb123]

2. I'd rather go to _____

Well Louie, if people like you are going to heaven, I'd rather go to hell!

[phil89]

3. Nice thing to worship.

Disgusting.

[mysuzuki2]

4. Louie apparently believed that there is no need to actually FOLLOW the teachings of Jesus.

[Blue Owl]

5. Tootin' Louie loves to smell his own farts

What a Gomer...

[Fuddnik]

6. His idea of a good time is farting in the bathtub and snapping his teeth at the bubbles.

[krispos42]

7. And he can believe that all he wants

Who goes to Hell is not up to Louie Gohmert. I'm sure there a few billion people on planet Earth that, for religious reasons, believe Louie Gohmert, as a practicing Christian, is going someplace unpleasant after he dies.

[madinmaryland]

8. As a Pastafarian, She is referred to as the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!

[Blue Idaho]

9. Listening to Louie Gohmert's moronic opinions

Is hell on earth.