Hey, Willard, a prank is when you jump from behind a wall and yell, "Boo!"

[ncteechur]

If you then jump the person, hold them down, and cut their hair against their will...that's assault.

Any questions?

[Booster]

1. Simple and easy to understand. Except for Willard; he don't get what all the fuss is about.

[LiberalFighter]

2. Too bad there isn't a way to

leave dog doo in his car. How about in the podium pocket where his hands might rest?

[polichick]

3. I'd like to hear a reporter say that to him. We'll see.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Yup. Pranks are whoopee cushions. Sugar in the salt shaker.

Short-sheeting beds, filling a dorm room with balloons, stealing the distributor rotor out of your buddy's car, taking all of a guy friend's underwear and sewing the flies shut. We did all those things. Even the "victims" thought they were funny once the surprise wore off. With all the crazy, drunken shit we did, we never assaulted, hurt or even scared anyone.

What Mittens did wasn't a juvenile prank. And the way he talks about it now makes it even worse.

[DesertRat]

5. Very true. n/t