Allen West Compares Riding His Motorcycle To 'Touching My Wife'

[monmouth]

Do you want to know how nutty Allen West is?????

WASHINGTON -- Rep. Allen West (R-Fla.) spent part of Mother's Day weekend talking about motorcycles -- and how if someone went for a ride on his bike, it would be like that person was "touching [his] wife."

West was talking about his plans to ride his motorcycle to the Republican convention in Tampa this summer when, during an interview with a California radio show, the host asked West if he could take a ride on West's Honda VTX 1800R retro.

"That would be like touching my wife," West said, according to a report in Sun-Sentinel, a South Florida newspaper.

When the radio show host said it wouldn't be quite the same thing, West doubled down.

"Yes," he said. "It would be."

A request for clarification by West's spokeswoman was not immediately returned.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/14/allen-west-motorcycle-wife_n_1514695.html

[seabeyond]

1. ah, ownership. but really men, us women just lack a sense of humor. nt

[cindyperry2010]

2. BLECH!

I think i am gonna be sick

[Lost-in-FL]

3. Let him talk!

'El pez muere por la boca'. <--- A fish risks life when they open their big mouth

[yesphan]

4. Wonder when he'll trade

them in for newer models.

[Enrique]

5. how is his wife like his motorcycle?

is she Japanese? Is she fast?

[sarge43]

7. She doesn't start on cold days? n/t

[IggleDoer]

8. Make a lot of noise? N/T

[Suji to Seoul]

9. Making a joke about the analogy of motorcycles and Congressman Shame's wife fail me.

Maybe he had to buy his wife too. . .I can't imagine any woman willing marrying batshit crazy, paranoid, stupid and psychotic.

But hey. . .convinced murders on death row have wives on the outside.

[Botany]

11. She might be a "soft tail" and I hope she is not a chopper

[sakabatou]

15. I'd post something, but then I would be called names.

[polichick]

17. Easy peasy - they both give him woodies.

[rug]

18. She keps throwing him off.

[Chan790]

21. He looks like a doofus when he touches his wife too. n/t

[Turbineguy]

6. A statement easily misinterpreted.

My Father used to say "Never lend out your bicycle, your fountain pen or your girlfriend!"

He lent a friend his bicycle and it was stolen. Somebody borrowed his fountain pen and bent the nib. I don't know how the girlfriend thing went.

Still, comparing your motorcycle in favor of your Wife is not a wise thing to do. Close friends who know you, would understand it. A public statement is idiocy. But the sort of idiocy we've come to expect from West.

[Suji to Seoul]

10. Can you imagine being that idiot's spin doctor?

[sarge43]

12. Well, it's permanent employment cleaning up after that elephant parade. n/t

[Bake]

13. Hey, Allen ... ride a little faster.

In fact, ride a whole lot faster. Nothing will happen ...

Bake

[LiberalFighter]

14. He probably treats his bike better than his wife.

Probably wouldn't let his wife touch the bike.

Can't imagine anyone wanting to be married to that freak.

[MrSlayer]

16. Some guys refer to their boats, cars and even guns as "she".

And they will no more let you pilot, drive or shoot their "girls" than they would let you fuck their wives. That's what he's saying here.

West is a freak show but this is much ado about nothing.

[aikoaiko]

19. Is his wife really that hot?

[Iggo]

20. Fuckin' gross.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

22. Mother's Day + motorcyle + "touching my wife" + Allen West =

Creepy.

Very creepy.

[iloveObama12]

23. And The Winner Is.......

congrats Allen West