Rep. Louie Gohmert Fears U.S. Planning Annexation of Texas

[EEO]

Rep. Louie Gohmert Fears U.S. Planning Annexation of Texas
Source: The Nil Admirari

::SNIP::

"I sit in my office at the U.S. Capitol Building as a duly elected representative of Texas and I fear the United States government is plotting to seize Texas," said Gohmert in the press release.

::SNIP::

Gohmert claimed he sent a letter of protest to the White House, but President Obama said the envelope from Gohmert's office only contained $600 in cash for someone called "Princess Peach."

[Sherman A1]

1. Pardon me for a moment

[Xipe Totec]

2. You're 170 years too late, Gohmy. Texas was annexed in 1845. nt

[sharp_stick]

3. Fuckin' wacko is a little late to the party

maybe he needs to update his text number to Alex Jones.

[LiberalEsto]

5. He's been smoking chemtrails again

despite the warnings

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. To be fair to Louie, he isn't actually claiming the US plans to annex Texas.

Nil Admirari is a satire site, a pale and lame imitation of The Onion. That doesn't mean Louie isn't stupid, though, because what he does think is that Jade Helm means that martial law will be declared in Texas. http://www.nationaljournal.com/congress/louie-gohmert-gets-why-some-texans-are-worried-about-a-military-takeover-20150505

[EEO]

7. Oh good. It's my favorite know-it-all troll.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.

Just pointing out that it's a satire site and the statement in the OP isn't true. That's hardly trolling. You can hide me if you want but I reserve the right to note when something is satire and not fact.

[BlueMTexpat]

9. The envelope with $600

addressed to "Princess Peach" alerted me to the fact that this was satire.

With Looney Louie though, it's hard to tell.

[davidpdx]

10. It took me until the last paragraph to get it

Funny