Dick Cheney Announces Run for President, Promises Minimum of Two Wars

[EEO]

Dick Cheney Announces Run for President, Promises Minimum of Two Wars
Source: The Nil Admirari

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JACKSON, W.Y. (The Nil Admirari): Former Vice President Dick Cheney announced today he was running for president and hoped to be the Republican nominee. Cheney said his presidency would strive "to complete the important work started by President George W. Bush and repair the damage President Obama has done."

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A member of the press asked Cheney if he was concerned about most Americans having a negative opinion of him and his conduct while vice president.

"No," replied Cheney. He grunted before adding, "I think Americans will see I need broad authority to clean up the messes of two presidents who are so arrogant they cannot see how everything I did as vice president was correct in every way."

[mike_c]

1. bwahahahaha....

[diabeticman]

2. PLEASE! tell me this is a joke article.

Wasn't 8 years of a Chaney Presidency enough.

[Historic NY]

3. All from the chicken in every pot chicken hawk.

[Terra Alta]

4. hilarious.

but I think Cheney would go to war with five other countries, minimum.

[Diclotican]

5. EEO

EEO

Dont scare me that early in the morning thank you.... It was worse enough as it was when W was in office - but Cheney as the President of the United States.... That would give me nightmares for days - thank you

Diclotican

[tartan2]

6. Please tell me this is a sick twisted joke!!!

[John Poet]

7. Every day I email Dick Cheney,

asking him to run....