Where Are Mitt Romney's African American Staffers/Surrogates/Supporters?

[Yavin4]

Same question goes for his Latino and GBLT Staffers/Surrogates/Supporters?

[Scuba]

1. Tending the shrubbery in La Jolla.

[GoCubsGo]

7. And, cleaning up after Wifey's horses.

I doubt she ever mucked a stall in her life.

[HopeHoops]

2. Parking all of his cars until the elevator is installed.

[dimbear]

3. There are a handful of black Mormons. I would look there.

Is this a scavenger hunt?

[K8-EEE]

8. Gladys Knight (LDS) is voting for Obama

So she's no help! Yay for her....

[zeemike]

4. Well I would guess the gay ones are doing his wife's hair

and the Latinos are mowing the lawn and cleaning the house...and the black ones entertain him at his parties doing that old soft shoe to remind him of the glories of the old south.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

5. He DOES have Herman Cain, Marco Rubio (and MAYBE Allen West) on his side

How could he possibly lose with people like them on his side?

[antinano]

6. Cory Booker

/nt

[Jamaal510]

9. Here they are!

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*sarcasm*