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Santorum Asks Americans Not to Check Definition of 'Santorum'
Some satire at Santorum's expense.
Santorum Asks Americans Not to Check Definition of 'Santorum'
LEESBURG, VIRGINIA (The Nil Admirari): Republican presidential candidate and former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum asked American voters today not to check the Urban Dictionary definition of his last name. Santorum tried to get voters to focus on other issues by stating, "there are plenty of problems and a lot of scary stuff in my platform you can bitch about."
Santorum looked nervously at several groups of people in the crowd that were more focused on what they were reading on their phones.
"I also think Obamacare is a conspiracy to kill Republicans and do not support abortion under any circumstances," stated Santorum, who spoke louder than before.
"I also think Obamacare is a conspiracy to kill Republicans and do not support abortion under any circumstances," stated Santorum, who spoke louder than before.
Source: The Nil Admirari
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I like the part where he throws up his hands and says "Fine, ....."
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