Only One Person Showed Up to a Rick Santorum Rally

[hue]

http://www.ringoffireradio.com/2015/06/only-one-person-showed-up-to-a-rick-santorum-rally/

At a recent campaign event, Rick Santorum managed to keep his chin up despite only one voter turning out to his event. Seeing the small turnout, Santorum decided to take the opportunity to eat lunch.

“I haven’t eaten, actually, all day,” Santorum said, reported the Des Moines Register.

As his food arrived, about three more people showed up.

Those in attendance were the local Republican Party Chair Peggy Toft and Pastor Glen Meyers. Santorum decided to discuss gay marriage with them.

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Bwaahaahaa!

[rurallib]

1. voter suppression may make it such that one is enough

[rocktivity]

2. "As his food arrived, about three more people showed up."

Does that include the people who DELIVERED the food?




rocktivity

[DFW]

3. It's not like Santorum is to be taken seriously this time

There are plenty of other nut cases who are. Just because the Kochs' billion won't be spent on Santorum, that doesn't mean it won't be spent, and in all likelihood, it will be spent on someone a lot meaner and far more dangerous, (e.g. Scott Walker).

[marble falls]

4. And that one person thought he was somewhere else. And soon wished he were.

[66 dmhlt]

5. But the onion rings were to die for!

[askew]

6. Heh. Even Lincoln Chafee is going to get more people than that to show up.