Andy Borowitz on twitter: "Other countries take care of their mentally ill.

[applegrove]

It seems cruel to just put them on Wolf Blitzer's show".

[Marie Marie]

1. Andy B - always good for a laugh.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

2. Andy's always great

Some other Twitter gems from today:
MST3K's Frank Conniff:
"Romney says there's nothing improper about his Las Vegas fundraiser with Trump because prostitution is legal in Nevada."

John Fugelsanq:
"Donald Trump's voice is now a dog whistle that only racists and the media can hear."

David Corn:
"Today, Obama hangs out with Bob Dylan; Romney hangs out with Donald Trump. And it's a 50-50 election. @WottaCountry"

and DCDebbie:
"BREAKING: Mitt Romney had once sought out flesh-eating naked bath-salts guy as surrogate."

[JDPriestly]

3. Love it. That made my night. I can go to bed laughing after that one.

[Hawkowl]

4. The US elects them...nt

[grantcart]

5. Trump Could Help Romney Win Elusive Billionaire Asshole Vote

http://www.borowitzreport.com/

The headline alone is worth an award.