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LostOne4Ever

(9,288 posts)
Mon Jul 27, 2015, 03:30 AM Jul 2015

The ULTIMATE reason why you should vote for Bernie Sanders

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=teal]There have been numerous posters who have stated why they feel that Bernie Sanders should be the nominee. But, to date, I have yet to see the ULTIMATE reason why we should vote for Bernie over Hillary.

And that reason is....[font color=crimson face=impact size=8]this guy![/font]:



YES! There is a real possibility that Donald Trump could be the Rethug nominee. And simply put, Hillary just can not compete with Trump's [font color=crimson face=impact size=8]Epically Bad Hair[/font]. I mean look at her!



Her hair is [font color=crimson face=impact size=8]FABULOUS!!![/font] IT IS PERFECT!!! There is no way she could compete! The country would take one look at her and then him and vote for him out of pure pity!


ONLY ONE MAN has the hair needed to beat trump!

[font color=crimson face=impact size=8]BERNIE FREAKIN SANDERS!!![/font]



Look at those lockes that will not be tamed! Look upon the epitome of Chaos itself. Trump's hair might be epic, but SANDER's silvery locks are the stuff of [font color=crimson face=impact size=8]LEGEND!!![/font]

ONLY BERNIE COULD EVER HOPE TO COMPETE.

There is just no comparison. Sorry Hillary, you gave it your best but you just can't beat the hair.

And you should be thanking the Flying Spaghetti Monster for that fact! YIKES!!![/font]

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The ULTIMATE reason why you should vote for Bernie Sanders (Original Post) LostOne4Ever Jul 2015 OP
I like that picture of Bernie. bobbobbins01 Jul 2015 #1
When you're Bernie no day is a LostOne4Ever Jul 2015 #3
Which casts Erich Bloodaxe BSN Jul 2015 #5
Lol newfie11 Jul 2015 #2
.... trusty elf Jul 2015 #4
Ok I think I dislocated a rib LMAO! Thanks. nt nc4bo Jul 2015 #6
The epitome of chaos itself. azmom Jul 2015 #7

bobbobbins01

(1,681 posts)
1. I like that picture of Bernie.
Mon Jul 27, 2015, 04:27 AM
Jul 2015

With his hands like that he looks like the lovechild of Dr. Strange and Gandalf. My vote this year is entirely based on which candidate looks the most like a beneficent wizard.

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