2016 Postmortem
Related: About this forumI could never vote for ANY candidate whose supporters drive Volvos.
How could anyone who drives a Volvo relate to the disenfranchised?
Now, maybe if some of these supporters got some teeth knocked out in a fist fight.... well, THEN I guess I could vote for their candidate. Or if they were ugly. Or had no family left. Possibly if they had part of their lower colon collapse and have to have it removed, maybe then I could believe that they were capable of empathy.
Potentially a life changing experience like having an HIV positive relative would make a difference to me, or perhaps being born blind. I guess if they'd had to have one of their testicles removed through testicular cancer or were homeless through being made redundant or had part of their face burned off in a house fire, they might understand.
It's not like I'm setting the bar particularly high, here. How about being arrested after being falsely accused for something you didn't do? Or being thrown out of your house because your parents don't like your boyfriend? Or overcoming heroin addiction? Or being terminally ill?
What about something as simple as having fucking kids? Ya know? And wanting the world they're going to grow up in to get better rather than get worse(like it seems to all the goddamn time)?
Anything. But what do we get?
VOLVOS.
I have to say it's very disappointing.
Volvos, of all things, it's so... I don't know. Safe. Boring. LIBERAL. It's so embarassing. I can imagine Republicans laughing at them. Volvos! At least the Replublicans have the guts to express their inner ugliness by driving SUVs. These guys hide it all behind a stupid veneer of Volvo-y, European pseudoliberal vehicular.... BLAH.
I just don't understand how these people can present themselves to me driving their stupid Volvos and expect me to take them seriously.
How could they ever expect to understand ME?
I drive a BMW.
1StrongBlackMan
(31,849 posts)Rozlee
(2,529 posts)sibelian
(7,804 posts)Last edited Tue Aug 18, 2015, 01:15 PM - Edit history (1)
Would that thee and I were in the same room so that I could at least attempt to throw a withering stare your way, assuming you're worth even that.
A VOLVO... ugh, how could you, Rozlee, how could you?
sibelian
(7,804 posts)(((Rozlee)))
brush
(53,759 posts)I had a Volvo for a while. Needed a reliable car to drive across the country got a good deal on a pre-owned one.
It gets you the fu_k around. It's just another car. You're putting too much baggage on people who drive them.
Most just want a reliable car.
And you admittedly drive a BMW German iron, for God's sake. What does that say about you?
Pls tell me your OP was written with tongue firmly planted in your Bimmer-loving cheek.
sibelian
(7,804 posts)"It benefits certain political processes and those who benefit from those processes to maintain demographics in identity bubbles pitted against each other so that relationships between them can be controlled, as it is almost impossible to protect said processes against a unified populace or even a conglomerate of well-coordinated opposing interests", but that sounded a bit dry.
JackInGreen
(2,975 posts)"Lighten Up Buttercup I was making a metaphorical point.", yes/no?
sibelian
(7,804 posts)I don't see how anyone on the left benefits from stupid stereotypes of ANY other part of the left.
brush
(53,759 posts)sibelian
(7,804 posts)Next time I shall include more subtextual protruberances, the better for grasping said handles.
sibelian
(7,804 posts)http://www.democraticunderground.com/1251529739#post4
I would assume you'd agree with the content of that post, look at the number of responses.
I really shouldn't have to have said any of the things that are in that post. It's content supports ideas that are blatantly apparent. And yet, the behaviour it characterises is all over the place on this board.
So yeah, plain speaking. I'd LOVE that. Doesn't work, does it?
Bubzer
(4,211 posts)Identity politics has always been extremely divisive. Though whenever I point this out, the typical response is: But my Volvo!...er Issue! Some people are so overly focused on their BMW...er issue (damn car analogies), that any thought to raising the bar for all becomes eclipsed.
In some cases it gets so bad, it parallel's the republican egocentrism.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)brush
(53,759 posts)Volvos have been known to clock over a million miles.
roguevalley
(40,656 posts)PADemD
(4,482 posts)sibelian
(7,804 posts)John Poet
(2,510 posts)I keep it in the garage.
Every once in a while, I go sit in it and listen to the radio.
BUT--- I just couldn't bear the shame of being seen in it in public.
artislife
(9,497 posts)sibelian
(7,804 posts)PowerToThePeople
(9,610 posts)It is over 20 years old and mechanically sound enough to probably go another 20. One of, if not the best car ever made.
Rozlee
(2,529 posts)Didn't leave a scratch or break a single egg in the carton I'd just bought at the grocer that was sitting in the trunk. Her front end, though, was caved in. They are excellent vehicles.
Bluenorthwest
(45,319 posts)'they drive a Subaru' not a Volvo. The right wing, when attempting humor, is reliably several years out of date, behind the curve and thus off the mark.
cloudbase
(5,512 posts)Along with three Moto Guzzis.
Where does that place me?
Bluenorthwest
(45,319 posts)My comment has nothing at all to do with people who own brands of vehicles, none of which matter much to me.
Moto Guzzi, too obscure to make for good jokes to a mass audience. As punchlines go ineffective due to lack of name recognition. So for my purposes, useless.
MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)Very near, or in, Hipstertopia.
alfredo
(60,071 posts)Warren Stupidity
(48,181 posts)the auto that most resembles the hated liberal is the prius. Subaru was so 2008.
Fuddnik
(8,846 posts)I'm a total contradiction. Have a Chevy Volt and a Harley. Do I join Greenpeace or Hells Angels?
cherokeeprogressive
(24,853 posts)mahatmakanejeeves
(57,367 posts)A real tearjerker.
Wait: green angels?
barbtries
(28,787 posts)some context would be helpful. thanks.
drives a subaru and a mazda and sadly killed my Volvo twice.
merrily
(45,251 posts)barbtries
(28,787 posts)that old Mormor kept going after the first one. 300,000 miles on her...I deserve your scorn.
merrily
(45,251 posts)Live and Learn
(12,769 posts)merrily
(45,251 posts)I'm pretty sure you'll find Volvo drivers among each of the candidates running for President, but especially the wealthier candidates.
sibelian
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merrily
(45,251 posts)sibelian
(7,804 posts)That's SCOTTISH Volvo driving.
Scottish people are ALLOWED to be liberal.
merrily
(45,251 posts)Then again, I'm not much on broad brush smears.
sibelian
(7,804 posts)Sucky, ain't it?
cherokeeprogressive
(24,853 posts)sibelian
(7,804 posts)merrily
(45,251 posts)Bubzer
(4,211 posts)merrily
(45,251 posts)(And, BTW, throwing rubbers on the road is tacky.)
HFRN
(1,469 posts)Bubzer
(4,211 posts)sibelian
(7,804 posts)Bubzer
(4,211 posts)mwooldri
(10,302 posts)kacekwl
(7,016 posts)sibelian
(7,804 posts)I'm getting exrtemely bored of their hatred.
Ilsa
(61,690 posts)2 kids, and I've been listening to Bernie for years. Love the man. Would make a great president.
dorkzilla
(5,141 posts)does that still make me an out of touch liberal? is there a cut off, like after 10 years am i legit?
merrily
(45,251 posts)dorkzilla
(5,141 posts)I also attend chamber music concerts. I am so awful
merrily
(45,251 posts)I'm a tough audience.
dorkzilla
(5,141 posts)There is NO WAY IN HELL youd get 175k on a modern Beetle.
merrily
(45,251 posts)I told you I'm a tough audience!
dorkzilla
(5,141 posts)I give up.
merrily
(45,251 posts)dorkzilla
(5,141 posts)But I prefer our hospital thrift shop and the charity shop that funds the animal shelter and the drug and alcohol rehab at the local Franciscan monastery. When I am through with said items, i give them back to whence they came, or Big Brothers/Big Sisters.
So I am out of touch liberal that wont buy a new car and buys stuff at thrift stores because I dont want to add more shit to the landfill.
Yep, typical Bernie supporter!
merrily
(45,251 posts)dorkzilla
(5,141 posts)Does this also mean I cant accept a kind invitation to hitch a ride on a private jet? I mean they were going that way anyway!!!!
kacekwl
(7,016 posts)Let's not forget Pearl Harbor.
dorkzilla
(5,141 posts)Does that make it slightly more acceptable? Although, my GPS also speaks French, so I guess Im one of those Frog-loving, out of touch liberals!
leftofcool
(19,460 posts)sibelian
(7,804 posts)And yet....
navarth
(5,927 posts)I guess not everybody understood the intent.
AllyCat
(16,174 posts)Or am I missing the sarcasm in their replies?
sibelian
(7,804 posts)Like, three people is not EVERYONE.
AllyCat
(16,174 posts)LondonReign2
(5,213 posts)MynameisBlarney
(2,979 posts)I'm not sure I want to know what that says about me, lol..
Bobbie Jo
(14,341 posts)Of course you do.
Two out of three, still pretty damn accurate.
artislife
(9,497 posts)Bobbie Jo
(14,341 posts)back at ya.
White - check
Financially comfortable -check
He/She probably does drive a BMW.
Not a fan of the lame "satire." So sue me...
Take it elsewhere.
Hydra
(14,459 posts)They might have boxes in their garage!
sibelian
(7,804 posts)Creepy, secret boxes in which we can only suppose lurk evidence of the murkiest and most unwholesome of personality flaws.
heaven05
(18,124 posts)you owe all volvo owners here an apology........
sibelian
(7,804 posts)AND THIS IS A BLAME THING.
Lochloosa
(16,061 posts)Time to get new friends.
sibelian
(7,804 posts)Say... do they... drink.... artisan beer?
Don't even answer, it's too horrible to contemplate.
Lochloosa
(16,061 posts)sibelian
(7,804 posts)Under armed guard.
Their influence MUST BE RESISTED.
spinbaby
(15,088 posts)Now I drive a Prius as every good liberal should.
TBF
(32,029 posts)satire ...
sibelian
(7,804 posts)Report your level of adherence to all other publically sanctioned stereotypes of liberal voters that I may judge you IMMEDIATELY or incur my WRATH.
Catherina
(35,568 posts)tclambert
(11,085 posts)Or perhaps Manny Goldstein in disguise.
I'm tempted to post "Poe's Law!" over and over for every poster who reacts a certain way. But then I might get the response, "What do ravens have to do with Volvos?"
sibelian
(7,804 posts)What if Jeremy was actually the world's biggest moonbat and the whole Jermary Clarkson thing was a kind of RL Onionesque troll-being to flush out all the crap?
brrrr
I drink too much coffee.
As for the Others, they are typically silent on my threads. These days, one or two might post a smiley or say "yawn," or something. Most of them are on my ignore list, anyway, and most of them know.
Capt. Obvious
(9,002 posts)sibelian
(7,804 posts)But at least I'm not wearing them with socks. Or is that worse?
Capt. Obvious
(9,002 posts)AllyCat
(16,174 posts)underpants
(182,723 posts)Is that classy or what?
sibelian
(7,804 posts)you can have NASCAR and Crocs in the SAME ITEM? Unpossible!
underpants
(182,723 posts)I bought them for the gym pool but they had been in the trunk of my car for a while and apparently got mis-shapened. Threw them away at Myrtle Beach.
I used to drive a Volvo about 4 years ago. And yes I went the gym pool with my orange NASCAR crocs in the Volvo.
Checkmate!
sibelian
(7,804 posts)Also, I appreciate nuance in "The West Wing" so fuggedit, buddy!
Goddam!
(throws chessboard across the room)
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)you have a velvet oil painting of Elvis, too
Kilgore
(1,733 posts)Manual transmission, slant six, no A/C, AM radio.
What's that say about me?
d_legendary1
(2,586 posts)leveymg
(36,418 posts)Kilgore
(1,733 posts)Quackers
(2,256 posts)OOOHHH, a squirrel!!!
sibelian
(7,804 posts)the squirrel?
Squirrels are small.
Quackers
(2,256 posts)YEAH, you better hide.
PAGING SKITTLES....
janlyn
(735 posts)I drive a 94 toyota camry with peeling paint and a gazillion dings and dents. I guess I have to stop being liberal, I don't fit the demographic.
Oh wait, I have a free tibet window sticker!!! Can I stay in the liberal camp??
Lochloosa
(16,061 posts)Well it does fit your car.
Time to upgrade.
That's way too fast!! I'm practically a senior!
sibelian
(7,804 posts)Although I should say, not to brag or anything, but I have a pentagram sticker above my front door and do pagan stuff, so you know. Honestly, it's not a competition.
janlyn
(735 posts)And I like her. And I buy her pagan related gifts, surely that has to help with my score!!
planetc
(7,802 posts)I adored your insightful, very clear post on the linguistic laziness of the right wing. It is ...*funny*. And how desperately we need some fun. Of course, anyone who is actually driving a Volvo has a good sense of value, because they're willing to drive a square box around the streets just to enjoy the reliability and the way they're still salable with 250K miles on them. (I actually know very little about the resale market in cars because my first VW lasted 25 years. Then it was killed by salt. In ancient warfare, the victorious army used to salt the fields of the vanquished; these days, they salt the roads, which kills cars, but not as fast as ancient salt killed crops.)
Anyway, as near as I can tell, Volvo-driving should be a compliment.
sibelian
(7,804 posts)Although my favourite beast was a 9 year old Ford Escort van that I could sleep in. Cost me £300 and lasted 4 years. It was incredibly easy to repair, but at the last MOT the guy said "that's more welding than bodywork, don't be in that car in a crash" so I let it go for £125.
He was called Abe. He had this habit of coughing and grumbling like an old relative when you kicked him up in the morning...
planetc
(7,802 posts)by that time, it had been so long since I had paid anything for it that the temptation to keep on driving was overwhelming.
alfredo
(60,071 posts)I fixed it with old drier conduit and fiberglas. It smelled like a cross between fabric softener and epoxy, but we were warm. If we had more than a few inches of snow, the suspensionless bug would bottom out on the snow.
My Saab V4 had its brake line repaired with bubblegum and duct tape. It worked long enough to get it to the garage. It was great in the snow. LSD, front wheel drive, and freewheeling was a great combination while driving in the Floyd Knobs of indiana.
Volvos were good, but expensive to repair, something important to the guy that never buys new.
Now it is boring and reliable Hyundai Elantras.
planetc
(7,802 posts)I got another VW when the old one died, and it is so automated that it took me six months to figure out how to use all the controls. The Manual is 343 pp. long, of course. The first VW was a completely mechanical '86, and I still miss it. But if I want to sell the new one, it should be rather attractive. Among other things, the '86 hardly ever needed a repair!
Do you actually want a Ferrari?
alfredo
(60,071 posts)I used to buy $50 specials and drive them until they die. My last car was a 97 Elantra i bought for $1,000 in 2004. I drove it for 10 years and traded it in for $400. I now have a very good used Elantra we bought with a small inheritance. I'm seventy years old. Chances are good that this will be my last car.
matt819
(10,749 posts)Volvos and BMWs aside, if anyone writing about the Volvo-driving liberals knew anything about life in New England, they'd know that the more accurate description is Subaru-driving liberals. I think the forest green Subaru should be on the New Hampshire state flag.
Thanks for the chuckle!
Devil Child
(2,728 posts)Would anyone vote for me?
alfredo
(60,071 posts)There goes my brief flirtation with politics.
alfredo
(60,071 posts)libodem
(19,288 posts)And sip Starbucks. Then drive off in a Volvo would I give a ....hoot.
sibelian
(7,804 posts)Here was the thread finally getting steered away from that and you had to do a U-turn.
ybbor
(1,554 posts)Well I would actually, but I want a Prius. The true car of the liberal elites.
That being said, I would never vote for me!
sibelian
(7,804 posts)Actually I'd settle for magnetic monorails.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)I mean, August is always comedy month in politics, but that's some funny shit right there.
Dragonfli
(10,622 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)And their much-vaunted "unbeatable dependability" has more than a dollop of hype in it.
Reminds me of some peoples' political campaigns.
sibelian
(7,804 posts)So what's Donald? A big gas-guzzling SUV? A monster truck?
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)whose supporters lost a testicle while fighting a grizzly bear. Just saying...
aikoaiko
(34,165 posts)...and adopt a new one I have to reject them, too, because I'm still driving my Volvo.
I guess if I was a real Democrat I would sell my car.
sibelian
(7,804 posts)brain now trundling through a messy metaphor about changing cars being like changing presidents...
aikoaiko
(34,165 posts)sibelian
(7,804 posts)Peregrine Took
(7,412 posts)"Saab drivin' latte drinkers!!"
Yep, that was us alright.
I remember trudging through a foot of snow up to those far apart houses in Davenport, etc. to electioneer in the freezing cold weather.
We were 100% committed to him, Saab. latte and all.
greendog
(3,127 posts)ecstatic
(32,673 posts)I'm not sure I'd ever buy one, but the appearance of their SUVs etc. has dramatically improved.
sibelian
(7,804 posts)Although I'd think twice about buying an SUV...