Has Hillary 7.3 been shelved?

[MannyGoldstein]

Just a few days ago we read that Team Hillary was in the midst of spontaneity rehearsals.

Now we read that she's going after "values" voters. Did I mishear? Or will she spontaneously court "values" voters? Or were the spontaneity scripts subpar?

I can't keep track of it all.

[GitRDun]

1. Just Manny being Manny

Thanks for the "observation".

[RobertEarl]

11. It must be awful in that campaign office

All those high-priced campaign people arguing amongst themselves as to who is the king of the Hill. Each trying to prove they are most worthy!

I feel their pain.

Meanwhile, Bernie's campaign knows from experience and from the history, that all they have to do is get the word out. No problems there.

[GitRDun]

15. Lol too funny..and thank you

I will sleep better tonight knowing everything is as it should be on DU...Bernie's camp is full of experienced professionals getting the word out while Camp Hillary remains full of evil little nerdy gnomes bent on destruction of the free world.

Thanks again. DU (or is it officially BU yet?) has come to give me that certainty of brand performance I expect with all my consumer products.

[RobertEarl]

16. thinkaboutit

Bernie's campaign is on message, convincing ever more people to support Bernie as seen by his rising poll numbers, and has there even been one Sander's TV ad yet?

Meanwhile Hillary version 7.3 is still trying to work out the bugs as their numbers decline.

IOW, Bernie's camp knows how to Git 'er Done, and the Hillary camp is, well, looks like, over done.

[GitRDun]

21. lol ok...you've convinced me

[RobertEarl]

26. Just the facts, man

The whole point of the thread and Manny's erudite exposing of the problems of the Hill camp was to reach folks like you so that you are not deluded into supporting a bad campaign. Evidently we have succeeded. We got 'er dun.

[GitRDun]

29. So I am not deluded?

I am so glad you've taught me what to think..I do have problems thinking for myself...

You're so very kind.

[RobertEarl]

32. Heh, No, you were convinced.

You said as much. Or were you just jerking chains?

I'm sorry, I take this seriously and do desire to educate. If you are not serious, that's okay, just be careful about when you really are confronted with someone who actually, y'know, just wants to git 'er done, and get Bernie elected.

[GitRDun]

39. I was just poking fun at manny's daily rant, or gospel if it's your flavor.

I appreciate the well-intentioned thoughts though.

Bernie can do it, he's got a lot of work to do, but it definitely can be done.

[Logical]

45. Vs. your rant? LOL, OK, nt

[GitRDun]

51. I'm deeply.....hurt

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

59. Bernie is truly the one we've been waitin for. Go Bernie!

[zeemike]

63. No it is too many cooks spoil the stew.

Bernie has a few good cooks and Hillary has hired many of the best conventional wisdom she could get sense money is not a problem...and does not realize that conventional wisdom is not working anymore.

[peacebird]

2. Wll she spoke to the congregation of the church she & bill attended during his presidency today

From the pulpit. Perhaps The Family thought a little religious injectionwould help her candidacy, who knows? Or maybe this was the planned 'spontaneous moment' of the day?

[azmom]

3. Heard it was televised by Telemundo.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/110718694

[Iwillnevergiveup]

52. Yeah, that venue

had me taken aback, too. And press in the church? Huh?

[Divernan]

77. Nothing says spontaneity like having the press on hand!

[kath]

4. "Spontaneity rehearsals"! Bwah!

Love it!

[Metric System]

5. I'm sure some enjoy your shtick.

[MannyGoldstein]

8. Yes, a select few find deep pleasure in it

Kind of a "50 Shades of Manny" scenario.

[marble falls]

22. A whole lot more do than those ridgid doctrinaires who don't.

[840high]

31. Raises hand - I do. I really do.

[HooptieWagon]

34. I do.

Manny and Third Way Manny are good for lolz cause so many eyeballs get poked and knickers twisted. One of DUs gems.

[Logical]

46. I am sure some, very few here, enjoy hillary's. Nt

[Le Taz Hot]

6. "Sponteneity rehearsals."

I literally LOL'd.

[aidbo]

7. 7.3 is still being supported, but you'll want to update soon or some apps won't function properly

Might need to upgrade your RAM (Readily Access-able Money) too.

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

60. You hafta admit, the more Hillary practices bein spontaneous, the better she appears at it.

[reformist2]

9. Hillary's best bet at this point is to just bribe all the superdelegates.

[dorkzilla]

18. what makes you think she hasn't?

Actually that's the punchline from a penguin joke "you look like you're wearing a tuxedo!" "How do you know I'm not?"

[Spitfire of ATJ]

56. Then there's this....

[dorkzilla]

72. I have that in my gif library minus the music.

One of my favorites! Most of the others are wholly inappropriate

[CoffeeCat]

84. The Superdelegate situation...

…was floated during the 2008 caucuses. When Obama began rising in the polls, a nice little meme was floated in the media--that it didn't matter if Obama won the primary because the Superdelegates had all ready pledged their support for Obama.

What a shitty tactic.

Hillary's way of taking her "inevitability" to a pathological level.

I don't think it was ever in question that the Superdelegates would follow the will of the people, but the Hillary campaign tried everything to demoralize voters into following her by suggesting that no matter what--she would win.

I will be anxious to see if they try this ploy again.

[Indepatriot]

10. Hillary 9.0...."I'm the Real Socialist in this race"...

[MannyGoldstein]

12. Wasn't 7.25 when she was the most Progressive?

Then she was a proud moderate yesterday?

My head is splitting.

[Ed Suspicious]

13. 9.0 will be the most conservative. The last iteration was most moderate.

[HereSince1628]

14. No DU reported she cast off the progressive mantel

I think her option is mostly calling on the Sith to avenge her honor

[gordianot]

28. That would be a good Microsoft strategy to skip one whole revision and go to the next number.

Sincerity, humor, direct responses are probably as far of as the 12 revisions.

[passiveporcupine]

36. Just wish they'd hurry up and go to the version that

removed the "start" button!

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

61. So she's not a moderate?

[marble falls]

17. Sounds like phase three of a project.....

1. Enthusiasm
2. Concern
3. Panic
4. Search for the guilty
5. Punishment of the innocent
6. Praise and honors with the non-participants.

[Jim Lane]

19. I love that list

I've seen the progression through the six phases, more than once.

[marble falls]

20. So have I. Toooo many times. Its why I don't panic and why it isn't a problem until I say its a....

problem, and I never call it a 'problem'.

[Indepatriot]

33. Perfection.

[hifiguy]

87. Love that list,

which I haven't seen before.

## 5 and 6 are the inevitable results, always.

[marble falls]

89. I saw it years ago. As a project manager I had that hanging on the wall in very large letters...

right next to my mechanical engineering diploma from "Ringling Brod, Barnum-Baily school of mechanical design signed by Bozo and Emmett Kelly. The school motto was, "Caveat Emptor" and I hung it off center with a big bridge nail. Pissed my boss off after fours years later when he found out my degree was in 'mass communication'.

[Bucky]

23. I'm a values voter. I value law & justice & equality & civil rights & jobs & the ecology.

Someone should have her talk to me

[zeemike]

65. What do you know about real value?

Are you a banker or Wall Street trader?...those things you care about don't make anyone any real money...money is real value.

[tclambert]

24. All she needs to do is learn how to fake sincerity.

Like the old saying goes, "Sincerity is the most important thing in politics. If you can fake sincerity, you've got it made."

[SoapBox]

25. Ditto to, I can't keep track of it all.

And I'm sure glad it just doesn't matter to me.

Go Bernie! Go Berners!

[cantbeserious]

27. Sounds Like A Script One Would Expect From Republican Handlers

eom

[Katashi_itto]

30. K&R

[morningfog]

35. Is Values Hillary compatible with Humorous Hillary? No Back Seat Progressive Hillary has been

overridden by Moderate Hillary. It's all very buggy.

[Jackilope]

40. Hillary dolls by Mattel! Values Hillary, Moderate Hillary, Progressive Hillary,...

Third Way Hillary, Hawk Hillary, and Malibu Hillary just for fun.

[Divernan]

41. Don't forget Cluster Bomb Grandma Hillary!

[7962]

50. And available as of today, "media friendly" Hillary.

[kath]

66. Ohmigod, all the Hillary dolls! I laughed so hard I started to choke and cough just now.

better now. Whew!

[eridani]

75. In real life, those dolls are actually pretty disgusting.

One catalog I get in the mail featured the nutcracker again. Looks like they've switched from the Obama "Now we have no Cash and no Hope' crap. I will never order anything from those assholes.

[Divernan]

79. And each has a different neon color pantsuit!

[Art_from_Ark]

92. And then there's Julius Hillary

Pull a string and she says "We came, we saw, he died"

[ChairmanAgnostic]

93. Sold by Aramark, next to their Pope dolls, and underwritten by

Their maggot-based prison food.

They do contribute to Hillary's and Bill's foundation, by the by.

[Divernan]

78. Big Banking spells that "Value$$$$ Hillary"

[HooptieWagon]

37. Her RED arrow spins in the wind...

...but always comes to the rest pointing due right. How apt.

[tomm2thumbs]

38. perhaps she needs to do a T-Shirt stunt

Perhaps she can have a Clinton Gore shirt on, because heading to the past is the way to the future?!!

bwahahahahahahaha!

[virtualobserver]

42. on a side note, Bush announced today that he was having Reagan's body exhumed...

and will soon begin campaigning with his corpse.

[tomm2thumbs]

43. OMG Duzy!

I don't doubt it!!!!

[virtualobserver]

44. It would be risky....

If Reagan's corpse hit the campaign trail, there might be a groundswell of support to nominate it rather than Bush.

[tomm2thumbs]

47. Nancy can move his hands around -- no one will be the wiser

Genius.

[kath]

67. Oh, Lord! Stop it, you guys!!

[mhatrw]

48. She needs a new operating system.

Dicks Operating System does not cut it in 2015.

[7962]

49. Dont worry, the polls will tell her what we want to see & hear. nt

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

62. How else is Hillary to know what's in her heart?

[MannyGoldstein]

70. That would be a great poll

"Help decide what's in Hillary's heart!"

[7962]

80. Thats a good one!

[backscatter712]

53. Spontaneity Rehersals...

[Metric System]

54. A scan of the comments here is a good indication that it's probably time to move on from DU.

[LondonReign2]

88. But in Hillary v9.2 she announces she is a Bircher/Wobbly

That'll be worth sticking around for

[Spitfire of ATJ]

55. They tried the "spontaneous" thing but it combusted.

[NCjack]

57. Anticipated Hillary 7.4: "Appear to represent middle class interests." /nt

[Warren DeMontague]

58. Authenticity is talking about Jesus.

Authenticity isn't actually taking concrete positions on potentially controversial issues, demonstrating real leadership, or otherwise stating a clearly definable position which might alienate some segment of the voting public or, even worse, lobbyists.

No, nothing says authentic like that old time religion.

[kath]

68. +100

[Hydra]

69. Hillary ME next?

"If you were me, you'd vote for me too!"

[MisterP]

83. Hillary BOB?

[olddots]

71. Mitt has signed on as life coach

and charisima director .

[Fumesucker]

73. This thread has had me cackling ever since 50 Shades of Manny

Spontaneity rehearsals is a nice touch too.

Thanks, I needed that...

[Motown_Johnny]

74. I think her going after values voters was a joke.

I mean, that is what she is doing now..... right?

[Ino]

76. This whole thread is too funny (k&r)

[Babel_17]

81. Forks and branches

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fork_%28software_development%29

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Branching_%28version_control%29

The HRC trunk is sound, its sole line of code reading "The White House or bust!".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trunk_%28software%29

[L0oniX]

82. Oh to hell with all the patches and updates. Oligarchy v10.01

[Zorra]

85. Spontaneity Rehearsal: Putting an earpiece receiver in your ear and learning to say, quickly and

naturally, whatever the high paid quick thinker speaking from the transmitter says, without giving away that you are actually parroting what someone else is saying.

the very slight pause, the thoughtful look, and the old Norwegian Blue "vooms" like it had 10 million volts put through it.

[Indepatriot]

90. Beautiful Plumage...

[hifiguy]

86. No one can keep track of the tornado of contradictions

coming out of Camp Weathervane.

Don't feel bad.

[Major Hogwash]

91. Shelved, but not forgotten.

Rebates will not be honored on previous versions, once elected.