The Secret Life of Paul Ryan, Part 2

[joebaur42]

It didn’t take a lot of coaxing for me to find myself, a half-hour later, idling on the curb in front of a rundown bungalow on the outskirts of Columbus, with future Vice Presidential nominee Paul Ryan inside said bungalow scoring what he had assured me would be a primo bag of weed.

via MildlyRelevant.com

[2pooped2pop]

1. a whole sheet of blotter?

I like reality even in my fantasy. See, that's where you say, "couldn't happen" not even on the holodeck.

[cr8tvlde]

2. This is satire and should be stated or noted as such, at least for those of us newbies.

IMHO

[lastlib]

3. Next I want to see "the Secret Tax Returns of Willard Mitty."