NewT reminds me of a monkey jacking off in the zoo.

[cliffordu]

[grantcart]

1. A subject which everyone considers you to be a leading authority on.

BTW; edit is your friend lol

[cliffordu]

4. I sit at the feet of the master...

[grantcart]

7. Which brings us to the unfortunately named Master

Dick Baiter

[gateley]

2. t

[cliffordu]

5. lol...finally got it.

[gateley]

6. Good, although I see you've overcompensated. nt

[cliffordu]

11. Ahhhh.....

Sorry about that....LOL....

[baldguy]

3. Stop insulting captive masturbating monkeys!

[arcane1]

8. This post is offensive, rude, and bigoted

Zoo-monkeys fling FAR less poo!!!

[Bosso 63]

9. Monkeys can jack off with their feet.

I doubt Newt can do that, but I 'll bet Callista wishes that she only had to use her feet.

[la la]

10. ..is THAT why her hair looks so stiff? ewwwwwwwwwwww n/t