So I just tuned into the RNC and I got...

[El Supremo]

Antiques Road Show!

[monmouth]

1. My local PBS gave it a half-hour according to TV Guide. Of course nothing is going on anyway.n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. How could you tell the difference?

[Skeptical George]

12. Winner!

[still_one]

3. That's it, you found the convention. /nt

[FSogol]

4. The Do-Nothing Congress is now the Do-Nothing Convention.

The GOP - The Do-Nothing Party!

[LiberalEsto]

5. So everyone and everything on the show is for sale?

Not buying.

[FLyellowdog]

7. That's the GOP all the way. One just has to know how high to go. $$$$$$$ nt

[chollybocker]

6. The George Ohm art-nouveau vase was awesome.

He built that.

[CBHagman]

8. I've got the British shows on myself.

The local station uses one of its channels for U.K. programs. The main channel has moved on to Charlie Rose, who is convening a panel on politics. *CLICK* Back to Grace Brothers Department Store.

[Arkansas Granny]

9. Are you free?

[CBHagman]

10. "I'm free!"

[longship]

11. Cannot wait for Wed night.

One of my PBS stations plays MHz Worldview, which plays subtitled foreign mysteries at night. Wed is Maigret night, with Bruno Cremer. Great stuff.

But I may tune into the midnight rebroadcast if there is any chance for a chair throwing floor fight. I bought plenty of microwave popcorn today. Good both for Republican defenestrations and French language mysteries set in the 50's.

I am well prepared.