Breakfast: Not Sexier than Before, but Funnier than Ever

[ismnotwasm]

Laurie and Debbie say:

Having a product called “Sexcereal” is funny enough.
Seriously promoting it as being full of foods that make you sexy is funny enough.
Having different versions of it for men and women is funny enough.

But honestly, the folks behind Sexcereal are in the wrong business. Hollywood pays big bucks for people who can be this hilarious:



Once upon a time, not that long ago, before there were drugstores on every block, when you wanted something to nourish or heal you, you simply walked into the woods and gathered the plants, herbs and spices that after thousands of years of human trial and error proved their medicinal worth. That’s the purpose of food and that’s what SEXCEREAL is – a food with purpose.

Forty years or more ago, the mother of one of Debbie’s friends used to say that in the days of hunter-gatherer societies, between harvesting food and avoiding predators, people probably weren’t thinking about multiple orgasms. Besides, we thought the purpose of food was nutrition and satisfying taste.

It isn’t clear that the makers of SEXCEREAL know this, but the history of breakfast cereal is tied to the history of promoting sexual abstinence. In the late 19th and early 20th century, men whose names are still household names today (Graham, Kellogg and Post) created corn flakes and grape nuts as part of a health food craze tied to the Seventh Day Adventists, who are also celibacy advocates.

http://www.feministe.us/blog/archives/2013/05/22/breakfast-not-sexier-than-before-but-funnier-than-ever/


(Yes, this is a real 'thing')

http://www.sexcereal.com/

[BainsBane]

1. so if I eat it, I too

can look like Gwen Stefani.

[ismnotwasm]

2. And wear a red dress in the morning

With that hint of a nipple sticking out there. I don't see a bindi though.

[BainsBane]

3. a red dress like Caprica Six

Okay, now I'm tempted.

[ismnotwasm]

4. Heh!!!!

Well they said it was funny....

[redqueen]

5. Yup, just about there.