History of Feminism
Related: About this forumHitler was a bitter Beta Male who wouldn’t have started WW2 if he’d read my pickup artist blog
Some people dream of going back in a time machine and strangling baby Hitler in his crib, thus preventing World War II, the Holocaust, any number of stupid memes. Our dear friend Heartiste the repellent right-wing pickup guru dreams instead of delivering the incredibly wussy teenage Hitler his own Sixteen Commandments of Poon, thus saving young Adolph from the horrors of Betahood and perhaps also preventing World War II, etc.
Heartiste, who evidently gets his news from seven-year-old stories in the Daily Mail, has been reading about a not-so-new book that tells the story of teenage Hitlers unrequited crush on a girl named Stefanie Isak. To hear the Daily Mail tell it, Hitler was quite the beta simp, watching from a distance in fury as alpha male army officers charmed (and won over) the young lass. Heartiste is driven to comment:
Hitler the bitterboy beta. Instead of learning from his alpha male betters, he lashed out at them, much the same way our modern manboobs lash out at alpha male douchebags and players.
Thanks for the mention, douchebag!
Anyhoo, so young Hitler wrote the girl poems, stalked her, contemplated kidnapping her, and considered a murder-suicide backup plan in case the kidnapping didnt work out you know, all your typical nice guy stuff. What he never did was talk to her.
Poor Hitler! Thats what One-itis can do to you!
http://manboobz.com/2013/08/27/heartiste-hitler-was-a-bitter-beta-male-who-wouldnt-have-been-so-mad-if-hed-read-my-pickup-artist-blog/
seabeyond
(110,159 posts)for no other reason but in their little brain it defines masculinity for them.
my husband thought it would be a shocker to me that two middle aged, in their 30's men were taking steriods to bulk so they could hit that little ball that much further than the other guys. both in the tech industry.
next is the viagra and testosterone gel. by the time they are 45, their equipment and other stuff wont be working.
i tell ya, if men think these stories are impressive, they could not be more wrong with how foolish they come off. beyond foolish. i was filtering with foolish. being ... nice.
ismnotwasm
(41,956 posts)They work, and they are dangerous- but widespread use has made people less cautious than they should be.
What's wrong with living well and staying in shape?
There was a story I heard from a mercenary medic when I was taking ACLS at the time of the Iraq war. He was asking if Viagra could be substituted for nitroglycerin in cardiac events (it can't) The reason? Viagra was easy to obtain and there had been a severe shortage of nitro.
Oy.
jollyreaper2112
(1,941 posts)Is cardiovascular exercise. Lose weight, move more, the little trooper will respond with vigor. If your body is an engine, the penis is the dipstick. It'll warn you when things go wrong.
ismnotwasm
(41,956 posts)I'm a nurse, and barring diseases and conditions out of personal control, I concur.
jollyreaper2112
(1,941 posts)Right, I forgot to caveat that.
I like the PSA that says "You know what the best energy drink is? A proper 8 hour sleep." But nobody gets paid to tell you that. I only ever saw it viral on the net.
ismnotwasm
(41,956 posts)I like my coffee of a morning, (as an aside, I drink much less coffee since I got a Keurig--not sure why but one or two cups--if that--does the trick. I quit gong to evil starbucks a couple years back) but energy drinks, with all that sugar are horrid.