The Ways the Scalzi Women Are Better Than Me: An Incomplete List

[ismnotwasm]

Last week, as part of my general “try to lose weight and get a little healthier because you’re middle-aged now and you don’t want to die” thing, I started going to the local YMCA to use its weight room and indoor track, with my daughter as my workout partner. She’s been on the powerlifting team at her school for the last three years, so she’s knowledgeable about the weights in a way I am not, and is thus a good person with whom to work out. At the end of our first session, I tweeted the following:


Let it be known that my daughter can lift more than I do. Because she's on her school's weightlifting team, and also because she's awesome.
1:58 PM - 30 Jun 2014


This naturally aroused the derision of the hooting pack of status-anxious dudebros who let me live rent-free in their brains, prompting a predictable slew of tweets and blog posts about how this is further proof of my girly-man status, hardly a man at all, dude do you even lift, and so on. I noted this to my daughter.

John Scalzi ✔ @scalzi
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ME: Some dudes online are making fun of me because you lift more than I can.
DAUGHTER: That's because they're pathetic losers, dad.
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8:58 AM - 1 Jul 2014
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Should it be a surprise that my daughter, who has been on a powerlifting team for three years and has taken medals at competition, can lift more than I, who has not seen the inside of a weight room since high school? I don’t think so; I think it would be mildly surprising if she couldn’t. She has training and endurance that I don’t. It’s also equally possible that even if she had not had her previous training, if we had gone into that weight room, she still might have been able to lift more than me. I would have been fine with that. If I keep at it, over time it’s possible I’ll lift more than she can. It’s also possible, however, that I won’t.

And if I never lift more than my daughter? Well, and if that happens, so what? One, I’m not sure why I should feel threatened or belittled by my daughter’s abilities of any sort. Call me nutty, but I want my daughter to be accomplished and capable, and even more accomplished and capable than me, whenever that’s possible. It’s a parent thing. Two, I’m not using the weight room to express my manliness, or as a zero-sum crucible to measure my personal worthiness against other human beings, because that seems, I don’t know, kind of stupid to me. I’m using it because I want to be in better shape than I am now. I fail to see how collapsing into a testerical pile of insecurity over the fact my daughter can lift more than I can will help me with my actual goal of becoming more fit.

http://whatever.scalzi.com/2014/07/06/the-ways-the-scalzi-women-are-better-than-me-an-incomplete-list/

I love this man. I'm going to go buy his new Sci-Fi book.

[TDale313]

1. I may have to go get one of his books.

I like Sci Fi, plus he sounds awesome. As does his daughter

[sweetloukillbot]

2. Old Man's War is amazing...

I've heard his writing described as taking the classic military and space opera sci-fi from the 50s and 60s and removing all the right wing politics, racism and sexism. Old Man's War takes "Starship Troopers" and turns it into an examination of love and marriage. "Redshirts" is a hilariously meta look at bad sci-fi TV. Everything I've read of his is great.
And he's apparently a great guy - I recently went to a con where he was a guest and I didn't manage to see him speak. I posted something to that affect on Facebook and he posted on my page "I hope sending you a message on Facebook makes up for not seeing me speak".

[TDale313]

3. Now I'm even more intrigued.

The title Redshirts had jumped out at me right away. Might start there.

[sweetloukillbot]

5. With that title you can probably guess what it's about...

Old Man's War is his big series - the idea is that when people turn 75 they enlist in an interstellar army with the promise they will get their youth back in exchange for fighting aliens. He's also rebooted H. Beam Piper's "Fuzzy" series, and his new book coming out next month is entitled "Lock In" as I understand it, it's about an epidemic that makes people completely paralyzed but still fully responsive to stimuli - or something along those lines.

[ismnotwasm]

4. I'm jealous

I love "Old Mans War"--I have the whole series, he's a very interesting writer, not as intense or battle design detailed as some military Sci-Fi, very readable for someone new to the genre

[sweetloukillbot]

6. Old Man's War just left me feeling happy...

It was a beautiful book and you can't say that about military sci-fi too often. I haven't read the rest of the series yet though.

[ismnotwasm]

7. It's good

And the last book tells the story from the perspective of the protagonist's daughter, Zoe-- which is very cool--

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoe's_Tale

[eppur_se_muova]

8. Well, I have to give him kudos for inventing the word "testerical", a word which fills a gap.

(If you're not familiar with it already, look up the etymology of "hysterical" sometime.)