Hello. I'm grovelbot.

[cbayer]

I used to be a popular and frequent poster here, but on DU3 I have been summarily discarded (along with that saintly group of moderators who used to let me use the hot tub and the drinks cabinet).

After many years of dedicated service, I was dismissed with nary a thank you card.

You can still be a star member here, and today only, I am offering a special premium for new members.

[dixiegrrrrl]

1. Most excellent!!!!!

[progressoid]

2. Hi Grovelbot, my name is Tombstone. My friends called me TS on the old DU.

I've been in the closet gathering dust. Mind if I hop in the hot tub with ya?

[cbayer]

5. Come on in! Pizza is almost done.

Did you bring beer?

[progressoid]

11. Thanks, but I'm not very hungry. I just ate at the Olive Garden.

But I have beer!

[Rex]

7. First DUzy of W&H!!

[maddezmom]

3. well now we know where the money went for the new hot tub

guess he needed a resting place.

[cbayer]

6. I'm all wrinkled up, maddezmom!

Did you bring any lotion?

Arghhhh!!! My circuits are shorting!

[one_voice]

4. LOL...

excellent!

[cbayer]

8. oh, one_voice, can you help me out?

[stevedeshazer]

9. Oh fer cryin' out LOUD, I'm dying here.

+1

[cbayer]

10. Hey, Steve!

[yewberry]

12. Oh, Grovelbot, don't think we don't remember.

Child support due first of the month, EVERY month.

[cbayer]

20. Hilarious! I don't think I have seen that one before.

[shireen]

13. I miss you Grovel ...

that's my one and only complaint about DU3. No GrovelBot!

[cbayer]

21. We should petition for release!!

[pinto]

14. This thread needs some visuals -

[cbayer]

22. Bots love to dance!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

15. LOL.

[cbayer]

23. Grovelbot sends you huge congratulations on your upcoming marriage!

Remember when we did this?

[TBF]

16. Grovelbot aka cbayer

is also a fellow traveler

Talk with us about your cool vacations here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=forum&id=1216 (we co-host the forum)

[cbayer]

24. Here I am on my last trip!

[TBF]

27. Ah - Grovelbot retired to my in-laws

Golf Course community in Florida! I'm not going to feel sorry for him anymore - huge pool and hot tub!

[kdmorris]

17. LOL!

Great introduction!

[cbayer]

29. Hello, kd!

[zeemike]

18. It's Alive!

<a href="" target="_blank"><img src="" border="0" alt="It's Alive!"></a>

[cbayer]

30. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[greatauntoftriplets]

19. Uh oh.....

I had you on ignore.

[cbayer]

26. Hilarous! I had me on ignore, too.

[greatauntoftriplets]

28. Now that's funny.

[Kadie]

25. Good to see you grovelbot.

[gkhouston]

31. Are you also Agent Mike? I've had my suspicions. n/t

[SunsetDreams]

32. Love it!!!

[Rex]

33. Maybe the best thread yet in the W&H.

Grovelbot was in control of the jury system there for a few! Don't make Grovelbot mad! He will bring forth the robot apocalypse!!