Why does Beauregard Sessions get so

[irisblue]

big a hard on over marijuana usage? Medical & recreational usage both. I have read some articles, but what is his problem? Can one of you bright people explain this for me?

[ret5hd]

1. Godammit, people are having fun without permission!!!

[Warren DeMontague]

10. Amazing how many people that pisses off.

Some people just don't like fun, I've noticed!

[Oubaas]

2. I Don't Know...

I'm not sure why he gets his jockey shorts in such a knot over cannabis.

But I do know this. I liked him much better as "Sefelt" in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" than I do as Attorney General.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Hippies.

[hlthe2b]

4. I think someone told him his mother smoked pot during pregnancy...

and that it stunted his growth!

[SummerSnow]

5. Sounds believable to me

[Warpy]

6. Hippies didn't invite him to the parties back in the 60s

so it's his life's work to go after all them damn hippies.

[irisblue]

7. I would not invite him to the Alabama Shrimp Festival now, but he's not going to the mat over shrimp

or BBQ for that matter. That dude has a fixation.

[ret5hd]

8. He didn't WANT to go to the shrimp festival.

Too dangerous, ya know what I mean?

[irisblue]

9. 50 points House ret5hd.

[Warren DeMontague]

11. He probably thinks he'd have to watch Trump suck the toes of a Russian hooker

[dubyadiprecession]

12. His investments are in pharmaceutical companies that oppose medical marijuana.

[irisblue]

13. That makes sense. Thx

[BigmanPigman]

14. Exactly, no pot lobbies (yet).