I raise chickens...

[retrowire]

in a video game. I'm vegan remember?! Haha... ANYWAYS...

I named one of them Bernie. And to all those doubters out there who think Bernie should just drop out?

My chicken farming skills say this...

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WOOOOO

FEEL THE BERN

[SoapBox]

1. LOL

Free range and in a Chicken Sanctuary, I assume.

[retrowire]

2. ;)

Eventually, YES. For now, Bernie the chicken lives with one other chicken named Mothaclucka.

They will soon raise a family of democratic socialist chickens who will equally distribute feed amongst all the chickens.

[Mbrow]

3. AAAAHHH!

COMMIE CHICKENS! Run for it! womens and childrens first!

[LiberalArkie]

4. So you are raising the chickens with guns to help out the free range bovine?

Or is it cows with guns and chickens with uzis?

[retrowire]

5. Whaaa? There are no guns!?? nt

[LiberalArkie]

6. Ahh

[LiberalElite]

7. I love that song. I saw

That guy sing it in person at the North American Vegetarian Society Summerfest. "We will fight for bovine freeeeedom and hold our large heads high...."

[mopinko]

8. ok. i cant watch this all the way through.

i cannot listen to them saying "he" over and over. cows are female. this cow clearly has udders.
wtf is wrong w people?

[eridani]

10. I visited a local dairy for it's annual tour, and hear one mom say

"They're going to take Mr. Cow away to be milked." I sez "If that's Mr. Cow, no way will I ever buy their ice cream."

[mopinko]

11. rly.

any mom who doesnt know where milk comes from........

[truegrit44]

9. We actually do have chickens and a short story.........

We usually keep a small flock of laying hens and one rooster. During the early Obama years we got a white rooster, who was the meanest critter on earth attacked everyone and everything.........we named him George as in Bush. Couldn't take it any longer and he was sent away to the big chicken coop in the sky. Replaced him with a black rooster that we named Barry who turned out to be the sweetest gentlest guy you could imagine.

We have a new flock now and our rooster is named Charles (after Charles Barkley, we're BB nuts) well Charles isn't as bad as George but still pretty much and asshole.........seems names do fit

Bernie should be great!