Top reasons to vote Hillary!

[Bernin4U]

4. because Historic! (just ask UK)

3. because Popular! (you know you want more!)

2. because Real Democrat®

1. because Trump (boo!)


Any questions?

[pmorlan1]

1. My #1

The World is ending the day after the election.

[merrily]

6. That could take 24 hours. Just saying.

Don't reply! My guess is the Bernie Group alert stalkers are already watching this thread.

[Bernin4U]

10. Hey, it's Friday.

Let's make their day.

[merrily]

11. I just don't want to be the cause of getting anyone a hide.

I make a post, then they say something in a reply to me that gets them hidden or banned? I can't take that kind of guilt.

[merrily]

2. We need a longer list. You said nothing about First Woman President or It's Her Turn and those are 2

biggies.

#HillaryLostMe

#BernieIsWithUs

[Bernin4U]

5. First woman = historic.

And yes, it is indeed her turn. But that's not an officially sanctioned reason per the campaign.

[merrily]

12. What's this officially sanctioned crap? That wasn't in your OP. Making up the rules as you go along

means you lose. (See I can make up rules as I go along too! )

[Bernin4U]

14. Hell no. These are all straight from the... uh... her mouth.

If I weren't such a lazy fk, I could easily find and add the quotes.

I'm just simplifying it for you. 4 reasons, 2-3 words each. What more could one need?

[merrily]

15. (genuflects)

[leveymg]

3. 5. Unindicted co-conspirator.

Will the Democratic Party nominate someone who has violated her security clearance, breaking a bunch of federal felony laws in the process, run for President?

[Gregorian]

4. I have a question- Does my question count?

[Bernin4U]

7. No. Go away.

[Bernin4U]

8. Oh, and remember....

We're all Democrats.

[merrily]

17. DESTROY him and worry about Party unity later.

[Shemp Howard]

9. 5. because she will tell you whatever you want to hear

Are you anti-coal? Then she's anti-coal too.
Are you pro-coal? Then she'll modify that previous statement. She's now pro-coal too.

Are you anti-TPP? Then she's anti-TPP too.
Are you pro-TPP? Then she'll modify that previous statement. She's now pro-TPP too.

And on and on it goes.

[merrily]

19. TPP-Gold standard! Needs tweaking, but needed. Gots to go. What's a TPP?

[Mike__M]

13. Darn. I wish I'd had this list at caucus

The rules said as precinct caucus chair, I couldn't speak in favor of any candidate, unless there was no-one else to do so. There were no Clinton supporters there, so I spoke in her support. All I could come up with was "She has lots of money."

[Bernin4U]

16. Well, that's awesome too.

As we all know, if you don't have lots of money, it means you're just not trying. Or there's something really wrong with you.

But these are the reasons she gives herself. Has she said, "Vote for me, I'm rich!"? Maybe.

[Mike__M]

18. They had those white noise generators up

so we don't know for certain if that's what she said.

[BigBearJohn]

20. #10. She is the best candidate money can buy!