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Related: About this forumThe Parmelee Post: UVM Lab Directs Resources Into Cloning Bernie Sanders
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Professors from the University of Vermont Department of Biology have announced that they'll be suspending all ongoing research studies for the rest of the year and committing available resources to producing clones of Sen. Bernie Sanders.
The way I see it, we have less than two months left of guaranteed federal funding for scientific research. After that, all bets are off, said molecular geneticist Victoria Clemons, PhD. It is in our best interests to devote that precious time toward a project that we believe would be of the greatest benefit to the scientific community and humanity at large.
Thanks to the Vermont senators tireless efforts on the campaign trail earlier this year, sanity nearly replaced maple syrup as the state's greatest domestic export, a feat many considered impossible. The 74-year-old self-proclaimed democratic socialist isn't showing signs of slowing down any time soon. However, the scientific community has begun to worry he is susceptible to aging like everybody else.
Just as with precious research data, it doesnt hurt to have a couple backups handy, because you never know when youll need them in the future, explained research assistant Taylor Bunningwitz. The country wasnt entirely prepared for the Bern in 2016, so were gonna make sure we have plenty of nonperishable Bernies on hand for when it is.
When will that be, exactly? According the latest available data, it could be "a while."
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The Parmelee Post: UVM Lab Directs Resources Into Cloning Bernie Sanders (Original Post)
Donkees
Dec 2016
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CentralMass
(15,265 posts)1. :-)
LOL, I'll chip in a few for continued research. Start a gofundme Donkees.
Donkees
(31,366 posts)3. I'm busy knitting an antler hat :)
dae
(3,396 posts)4. Dangit, you made that pic pop back in my head.
dae
(3,396 posts)6. Maybe I need to take up knitting to!