Sanders SCANDAL!!11!!!

[merrily]

He doesn't use a lot of hair products and his hair is clean enough to move when his head does and/or when the wind blows.

Can we move on now, corporate America, to things like minimum wage and other things on which people who are past puberty need and want to focus?

[nikto]

1. No, I'm afraid we can't...

Does America really want to elect a president with messy hair?

The American people are wise, and know well that hair-quality and appearance are critical in a Chief-Executive.

Does America really want to risk its security and well-being on a head of messy hair, when
perfectly-coiffed heads are readily available?
What about the children? The kitties and puppies? Sunday football, ferchrisesakes!?
They could all be in jeopardy.

Many Americans may decide that, at this time, it is simply not prudent to select an unruly, un-predictable head of hair,
when great hair, or at least, safe, good-quality hair, is available.

Sure, sure, populist policies would be great, but, people have to ask themselves,
Is the risk worth it? Do we dare take that chance?

[merrily]

4. Vote John Edwards!1111

Did you know, that infamous $300 haircut led to his prosecution?

His wealthy, older benefactor was pissed that he got bad publicity for having his campaign pay for it. She called to say that it should come to her for money whenever something might embarrass John. So, they went to her for money to house and support his mistress. With the knowledge of her advisors, she made out the checks for antiques. So everyone knew that she was not making campaign donations. But, the D of J prosecuted him anyway, causing his already distressed family a new world of hurt. McCain, however, did use his wife's assets for his campaign, even though he took matching funds under McCain Feigngold. He got to pay the money back quietly.

IOKIYAR, even during a Democratic administration, with Democratic majorities in both Houses. No one in power wants that two Americas bs, so STFU.

That said, I don't let Edwards off the hook for wanting to leave us open to perhaps the biggest October surprise, ever.

[appalachiablue]

64. Candidate and Hair doing very well. Both are authentic. T-Shirts doing well also. Very cool.

*BERNIE FOR PRESIDENT, T-Shirts, many colors and sizes.

LINK...http://www.redbubble.com/people/jrstees/works/14122148-bernie-sanders-for-president-hair?grid_pos=2&p=t-shirt

[merrily]

66. Great T. Who gets the $, though?

[appalachiablue]

67. Redbubble.com Co. SF, in the link I presume, like the Vermont Teddy Bear Co. that sells

the cute new Bernie Bear. There's also a group called Democratic Stuff selling Ts, totes, buttons, coffee mugs noted in a GD link re merchandise. I don't know what if anything is sold through the Sanders for president official website. A lot of political people use the huge Café Press Co. as you may know.

(Items I purchased from the Obama Campaign in 2008 were so bad, cheap, ill fitting- made in China that I sent them back. The flimsy ball caps were for 4 year olds! funny. Refund was no problem).

[merrily]

68. I get really torn between thinking that the free advertising helps Sanders and thinking the money

would help Sanders more if donated to his campaign. I guess everyone who cannot do both has to decide for himself or herself, but that is a great T.

[appalachiablue]

69. It is an artistic, effective & original Tee. Love it, eye catching and cool.

It was first on the very long thread about Bernie's hair over the weekend, by the young beautiful Asian woman with the popcorn box in her posts! She posted the T, contacted the seller and then let people know the contact info.
I'd go for the $25 T, by saving elsewhere if poss.- it's such a stunner and good for promo. Not bland. It even comes in different colors, and the site says there's a *Hoodie too but I couldn't find it yet.

[merrily]

70. T's are not a great look for me, but I do need a new tote.

[appalachiablue]

71. The 'Breck Girl' is the phrase I believe. Bunny Mellon was an Edwards 2008 donor

and benefactress of his mistress. Wonderful Elizabeth Edwards. Many good Elizabeths- Warren, Cady Stanton, QE I & II. He is a real piece of work, basically a political 'Walker'. He was turned away at Bunny's funeral in 2014.






http://www.post-gazette.com/local/city/2014/03/20/Rachel-Bunny-Mellon-s-millions-distributed-in-will/stories/201403200218

[merrily]

72. "ended up being used" for his mistress is misleading and unfair.

She and her advisors knew perfectly well they were not donating her money to his Presidential campaign, but to keeping his mistress in the style to which she wanted to become accustomed. That was proven in court. That's why he was found not guilty.

I never voted for him and never planned to vote for him. Additionally, as I said, I will never forgive him for running for President, knowing very well that his affair could wreck the election for Democrats, if he were to become the nominee, not to mention his dying wife and his children. Uber selfish narcissist and all around @#$%, in my book. However, his only crime as to Mellon was being doted on by a woman who could more than afford to indulge the objects of her doting.

[appalachiablue]

73. Remember Edwards creeping around the LA hotel to see Lisa Jo Druck with the tabloid

photographers after him, then denying it. Won't be seeing antics and damage like that again for a while in the Dem. Party, I hope. Can't afford it. That risky business is for a stronger party and era.



More Bernie stuff I didn't see, including a *Tote, cool. Need to click on '17 more items' on the Main Page.

http://www.redbubble.com/people/jrstees/works/14122148-bernie-sanders-for-president-hair?p=tote-bag

[merrily]

74. Oh, yes, I remember that vividly! They have Ginsburg stationery, too!

[Downwinder]

2. I want a President, not a Fashion Plate.

[pangaia]

40. Didn't you mean fashion pate?

GO BERNIE.. SMILE BERNIE!!!!
He's a really good looking dude....

[Gregorian]

3. Won't someone please think of the corporate sponsors!

They need to earn a living too you know. Look at governor Perry- that had to be gel.

Also, let's take a moment of silence for Rod Blagojevich.

[merrily]

5. Media is thinking of them all the time.

[marym625]

16. I have to say

I think Blagojevich got a raw deal. He should have been ousted, maybe even some jail time, but that was excessive. Especially since he never received a dime

[Mr.Bill]

6. Have they measured the circumference of his ankles yet?

I understand that's very important to teabaggers.

[Enthusiast]

9. Actually Tea Baggers are more interested in the arm length. You know, knuckledragging.

And mouthbreathing.

[awoke_in_2003]

50. Only for the female candidates

Hillary isn't my first choice, but the body attacks are sickening.

[Enthusiast]

7. The liars will try anything.

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[merrily]

10. And, they have.

[DebJ]

8. I love his hair. Bernie seems like the grandfather or granduncle

I would have loved to have. Or like my husband's deceased Uncle Ray. Love you Uncle Ray!

[Enthusiast]

11. +1 You nailed it.

[DebJ]

12. ...

[BrotherIvan]

24. He looks like my favorite professor

He gave me a C on my first paper. He saw my shock and horror and said, "You've gotten As all your life and never had to work very had. Now you have to work for it." He was right. I worked harder in his class than I've ever worked and got an A-. Proudest grade in my life. He was honest and the top of his field. Walked with a limp and spoke ten languages fluently, including Linear A and B and Aramaic. His knowledge seemed as vast as the universe and I wanted to dive into it. Smart people like that inspire.

[appalachiablue]

65. See #64. Have you seen the new 'Bernie HAIR' T-Shirt? Cool and cute-

[NYC_SKP]

13. OMG! I also heard that sometimes he wears socks with sandals!!!11

I mean series!!!

[marym625]

18. socks with sandals?

That does it.

Good one NICE SKP!

[merrily]

20. That DUZ IT. I'm voting for Rubio.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

14. Still,...could be worse....

(Image consultants are part of fooling the voters)

[marym625]

15. But, but, his HAIR!

[merrily]

17. I hear he's going full mullet soon.

[marym625]

19. LMAO!

Does he have enough hair to do that?

[merrily]

21. Sure. He can grow the back and leave it party(ish) in the front.

And there's always a weave.

[marym625]

22. Love it! n/t

[BrotherIvan]

25. O.M.G.

[merrily]

26. Sorting out these all important hairdo issues is critical. Not a laughing matter!

[BrotherIvan]

28. Ok, now you've done it

Mullets get me every time





No one can escape their power

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Behold, look upon it and despair

[merrily]

29. And you don't think a lot of thought and effort went into those?

No clue why Sanders thinks he can get away with wash and wear hair. He's dullooojinnill.

[BrotherIvan]

30. He's channeling pure energy!

Seriously tho, I'm glad people are totally embracing it instead of the bullshit that he's not photogenic enough so we all have to vote for O'Malley's biceps. I'm done with that.

[merrily]

32. You found Bernie's baby picture!!!111!!!

[BrotherIvan]

34. You are cracking me up!

I scared my cats.

Go Bernie!

[appalachiablue]

54. +1. Best hair, mind and heart-

[BrotherIvan]

55. He's The Real Deal

The next Teddy Roosevelt

[appalachiablue]

63. +10

[GoneFishin]

51. Never mind the mullet. How'd that last guy grow so huge. He is big enough to eat those two

tiny men stuck to his camera lens.

[BrotherIvan]

52. I didn't even notice that!

[PatrickforO]

23. Refreshing, isn't it! Here's a candidate who cares more about us than he does about his hair.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

27. It's kinda been a thing with him....

[bbgrunt]

31. oh, that is downright sexy!

[Suji to Seoul]

33. I also heard he is from Vermont, which we all know is Frenchie talk for "Green Mountain."

What's wrong with Good old English there, Bernie? Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir, Monsieur Sanders? I bet you even don't like Freedom Fries. You want Frenchie Fries.

So, now "Frenchgate" will sink you, you French loving "Ver-mont" anti-American! You're unelectable now!

[get the red out]

35. Like Dr Dean

Who was destroyed by an exclamation of exuberance. Corporate media sending our country to hell.

[merrily]

36. Media destroyed Dean because he made the plutocrats nervous.

I don't think he does that anymore, but Bernie sure as hell does.

[nikto]

37. But if we elect a President with unruly hair...

The terrorists will have won.

[merrily]

38. That would be ALEC, the Koch brothers, etc. Be assured, they are not backing Bernie.

[Scuba]

39. Hey, hair styles are really, really important to some voters, to wit ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026507869

[L0oniX]

42. OFFS

[L0oniX]

41. OK you made me look.

[merrily]

43. The mixture of exclamation points and 1s didn't tip you off? This is SERIES!!!111!!!

[L0oniX]

44. It's the caps that should have slapped me out of my morning haze.

[merrily]

45. Stay focused on the important stuff: Where do you stand on the gel issue?

[L0oniX]

46. I miss my Dippity-Do

[merrily]

47. I googled and found

http://www.amazon.com/Dippity-Do-Get-Wired-Hair-11-85/dp/B006XZ8THC

Doesn't look the same, but maybe you'll like it.

[L0oniX]

48. My life is complete now ...thanks so much

[merrily]

49. That was easy!

[stage left]

53. Bernie's hair.

It spikes by itself.

[L0oniX]

56. It's much more than that now...

[stage left]

59. Ha!

nice tee. Most of us could recognize him just by this. I wouldn't mind having one of those.

[mmonk]

57. As someone with white hair that is thinning and wispy now, I can relate.

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In Bernie's case, it's what's beneath the hair that counts.

[merrily]

58. Bless your white hairs but any clean hair sans product is likely to move around and

therefore to look messy from time to time.

[mmonk]

60. True.

One can apply a can of hair spray to make it not move in the wind, but then it doesn't look natural.

[merrily]

61. Given imaging, plastic surgery, botox, photoshop, airbrushing, etc., I'm guessing

looking natural is not a top priority. Just speculation, I know. (And lest anyone accuse me of anything, this applies to ALL candidates of ALL genders and orientations.)

[HappyMe]

62. OMG!!1 It's Hair-gate!!11

Won't he think of the children?!1 What about the comb industry??!!1


Pretty much the most asinine whining ever.