Ancient Pastafarian Relic Unearthed

[Yorktown]

Albania's Directional Driller was recently touring the ancient Illyrian city of Apollonia in present day Albania when he came across a tablet that depicts his noodliness. If you look closely you will see at the bottom of the tablet his holiness the FSM is getting drunk via Illyrian wine jugs.

Blessed be the Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster (may pesto be upon it),

which has been rightfully venerated since the dawn of time immemorial (insert cliché here)



http://www.venganza.org/2015/10/albanian-relic-unearthed/

[Curmudgeoness]

1. I knew the FSM was real!

But, what is in his tummy? And I wonder what it says.

[Yorktown]

2. From what I can see, there was a side dish of rabbit

[frogmarch]

3. Aha! Proof!

FSM lives! Well, he did, anyway.

I never doubted it for a moment.

[Yorktown]

4. It is strongly to be hoped you never doubted the Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster

Some have been burned at the stake or boiled in marinara sauce for less.

[AlbertCat]

5. It's beautiful

No...really!

Compare it to that 10 Commandments thing they just lugged off that courthouse lawn.